Wedding Extravaganza


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“Bigger and different!” That’s the motto Adamsville fireworks mogul Debbie Foster lives by. Foster’s company, Pyro Productions, Inc. has been lighting up Southern skies for six years, drawing “oohs,” and “aahs” with displays of explosive colors and ear-splitting detonations. Foster is the daughter of “Crazy Bill” Cairns, whose roadside trailers have been peddling an assortment of skyrockets, bottle rockets, and firecrackers for years. Pyro launches fireworks productions [not to be confused with a "fireworks show," according to Foster] for Barons games, the Steeldogs, the now-departed XFL, and the Alabama State Fair, the venue where she met fiancee Jeff Neu.

It was those majestic evenings together at the Fairgrounds under the exploding sky that led to an engagement ring and what is being billed as “the wedding event of the year.” True to Foster’s concept of extravaganza, Debbie and Jeff will seal their vows August 18, at the Barons annual Skyfest fireworks celebration held at the Hoover Met. The event is also part of Pyro Productions annual exhibition showcase, which gives clients the opportunity to view Foster’s immense firepower. “Of course, I had to have fireworks at my wedding,” laughs Foster in her pixie Southern drawl. “Being the fireworks lady, it was expected. We’re making it a business and friends and family gathering. We’re killing three birds with one stone.”

As a prelude to the public wedding, a private ceremony is scheduled for earlier in the evening in the Michael Jordon Banquet Room at the Met. “Then, as soon as the Barons game is over, the lights will go out like we’re going to start Skyfest. We’ll draw the crowd’s attention to the JumboTron, and there will be a short video where I introduce myself and do a behind the scenes look at what it takes to put on Skyfest. That’ll give us two minutes to set up the field pyrotechnics and roll out the red carpet.”

Spotlights will zero in as Debbie and Jeff walk towards each other on the carpet, reciting their vows [which will be pre-recorded]. “The very instant our lips touch, the fireworks will start!” Foster gushes, unable to conceal her delight. Skyfest 2001 will then begin. The wedding spectacle will be captured on film for a documentary the couple plans to pitch to the Discovery, History and Lifetime channels.

City Hall — Swords drawn over budget deficits

City Hall

June 5, 2001

 Swords drawn over budget deficits

Council President William Bell moves for denial of a budget deficit reduction ordinance proposed by Mayor Bernard Kincaid. The Mayor says accusations by Bell that current budget deficits are contrived “betrays an utter lack of regard for the current and future financial condition of the city.” Kincaid warns that a downgrade in the city’s bond rating will almost certainly result. According to Kincaid, Bell should be aware of the bond rating threat since the council president recently traveled to New York for meetings with ratings agencies. Budget revenue shortfalls include a decrease of approximately $2.5 million in sales taxes to date due to the national economic downturn, a decrease of $1.9 million in business license taxes, and the loss of more than $6 million budgeted last year from anticipated Water Works revenue. Kincaid warns that the city’s ability to provide basic services to citizens and to pursue new programs to move the city forward will be in peril. “This deficit is real; it is not contrived,” notes the Mayor.

If the Mayor’s budget reduction ordinance is passed, items already passed by the council would have their contractual obligations threatened, according to Bell. He denies that his trip to New York included discussions about the city’s budget, and disagrees that recent downgrading of the city’s bond rating had anything to do with any action or lack thereof on his part. Bell also claims to have never heard of Fitch IBCA, one of three bond rating agencies involved with the city, until Kincaid read a letter three weeks ago regarding that agency’s downgrading of the city’s bond rating. Councilor Sandra Little joins Bell in refusing to support the Mayor’s ordinance, still fuming that her district’s Roosevelt City fire station has been held up by the Mayor’s office for two years.

Blake and the bottom line

Councilor Jimmy Blake notes that law requires that the budget be balanced. “We’ve got an interim finance director [Michael Johnson] that’s been in office for a short period of time, and is getting thrown into a political ‘hot potato,’ unfortunately.” According to Blake’s understanding of the law, the finance director has the “ultimate authority” to decide what revenues must be budgeted for the coming year. Blake urged the council several months ago to play a role in determining where to make up for the imminent shortfalls, which first came to light several months ago when Kincaid warned that deficits loomed ahead. Demanding that political games cease, Blake says that if the council refuses to pass the deficit ordinance, it needs to legislate what changes must be made. “If we refuse to act on his recommendation, then it’s our responsibility to create our own recommendation. And we have not done that,” scolds Blake.

Council President Bell says that he has previously asked the finance director to look for other areas to cut, and vows that he is willing to sit down with Kincaid, the finance director, and the council to solve the deficit dilemma. Councilor Aldrich Gunn protests any slicing of projects in his district. Gunn quietly asks the Mayor if the city’s bond rating is higher or lower than two years ago. Kincaid responds that the bond rating is higher than 18 months ago. The two larger companies, Standard & Poor’s and Moody’s, rate the city at AA, whereas two years ago the rating was AA negative. Kincaid notes that “cataclysmic circumstances within city government” affect bond agencies’ ratings. [Fitch cites the city's unstable political climate as one reason for the rating downgrade.] Bell, however, says that the improved bond ratings from the larger bond agencies were due to the transfer of the assets back to the Water Works because the agencies viewed the transfer as “a stabilizing factor” since the city would not carry the Water Works debt. Bell objects that Kincaid’s lawsuit seeking to halt the asset transfer did nothing but perplex the bond rating agencies. The council president urges councilors to personally go to New York to visit the agencies to verify his position.

The city attorney’s side of the story

City attorney Tamara Johnson gives her account of what occurred during her two trips to New York to meet with bond rating agencies. The first trip included Kincaid’s chief of staff Al Herbert and former finance director Mac Underwood, who left that position several weeks ago to take the job of assistant general finance director with the Birmingham Water Works. Johnson says that she never misrepresented the status of the Water Works lawsuit; instead the entourage explained the lawsuit. She insists that she gave no guarantee as to what the outcome of the lawsuit would be. Her second trip included Herbert and interim city finance director Michael Johnson. On this particular New York trek they were told that a few days prior to their arrival, Bell and an attorney for the Water Works Board had visited the bond rating agencies. She notes that Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s, the two major bond agencies, seemed to understand the city’s position in the lawsuit. The two agencies inquired not only as to why an asset as valuable as the Water Works would be transferred away, but also asked how the city planned to pursue further funding of the school system, as this was the underlying purpose in documents transferring the assets back to the city originally, according to Johnson.

Bell immediately objects to Tamara Johnson’s account, denying that he had stated that Johnson had misrepresented anything. Bell explains that Johnson and her group did tell the agencies that the Water Works assets were being transferred. Johnson disagrees, and reiterates that she only reported the status of the lawsuit.

Councilor Leroy Bandy welcomes Bell’s suggestion that councilors travel to New York to confer with rating agencies. Bandy says he first suggested that idea two years ago. “This is educational for me. We’re newcomers!” pronounces Bandy, perhaps not choosing the best words for a councilor seeking re-election in four months after having served for four years.

Blake’s philosophical conclusion

In a day of reiterations, Councilor Blake again stresses that if the council had addressed the deficits five months ago when they were first recognized, there would be no crisis with only three weeks left in the fiscal year. Addressing interim city finance director Michael Johnson regarding the finance department’s cooperation on debt resolution, Blake says, “I’m quite sure I’ll have absolutely no say in what we determine on that. There will be five or six people who will get together and make their determination about that. And it won’t be done in the light of day, just as it ain’t never done in the light of day in this city. And then let’s turn it over to the president of the council and his cohorts, and let them tell us what we’re gonna end up doing ’cause they’ve got the votes. And then let’s go from there.”

June 12, 2001

Jail inmates eating too well

The city council votes to adopt an amended version of Mayor Kincaid’s Fiscal Year 2001-2002 operating and capital budgets, with Councilors Blake and Lee Wendell Loder voting not to approve. Included is a 6 percent pay increase [Kincaid's employee raise had been 3 percent] for all city employees so that police and fire fighters could receive a substantial increase as previously demanded. [Public safety workers have been lured away from Birmingham to surrounding municipalities offering large pay increases.] A $100 monthly uniform allowance for police and firefighters is also included.

Councilor Loder proposes a different plan from the one presented by Council President Bell. Loder says that he fully intends to honor his commitment to provide a substantial pay increase for public safety personnel. The councilor is not happy about elimination of appropriations for the Pike Road redevelopment project, which could force Limbaugh Toyota to move out of the city limits. Among Loder’s proposals are a $200 monthly uniform allowance. [Police and firefighters had requested a $242 monthly allowance. The county has already voted to provide a $160 allowance each month.] Loder also suggests reduction in travel expenses by sending one representative to conventions instead of several councilors or city employees. Elimination of UAB football funding and reduction in “food for prisoners” by $100,000 are also included in Loder’s cuts.

Call out the National Guard

Mayor Kincaid opens his attack on the council’s proposed budget cuts by noting his commitment to properly compensate police and firefighters “responsibly.” Kincaid reminds the council that former Mayor Richard Arrington refused to support the 20-year retirement plan (as opposed to the previous 25-year plan) that Kincaid has strongly supported, a plan that was subsequently passed this past year. The Mayor says the new retirement plan is “tantamount to a pay increase from city government, so it’s not as if they [public safety personnel] have been shunted to the side.” A reduction in city services and personnel will result, says Kincaid, warning, “Some of the people who will enjoy the 6 percent raise in this budget will be laid off.” He stresses that the same goals desired in pay raises can be attained by increasing the benefit package. According to Kincaid, the uniform allowance is being viewed as a salary increase, and thereby would be subject to taxation.

Bell argues that the uniform allowance is not a salary, “regardless what you call it in the press.” The council president denies that his proposed budget cuts are a power play on his part, and says that he is not trying to be mayor. Councilor Don MacDermott defends the pay increase, noting that former Birmingham police officers who are currently on the Vestavia police force have told him, “You better do something or else you’re going to have to call out the National Guard to police your streets.” Birmingham officers present at the council meeting burst into a thunderous round of applause.

Blake’s final hurrah

Councilor Blake notes that this is his eighth and final budget adoption. Offering a comparison of the fiscal battles he’s encountered, Blake says that the first six budgets were passed by a mayor [Richard Arrington] and six councilors who were “overtly members of the Citizens Coalition, so there wasn’t any pretending about what we were doing.” Blake reminds the council that he advocated pay raises for police and firefighters each of those years, and put together detailed budgets that were “responsible.” The councilor then confronts the large group of police officers and firefighters present: “Public safety employees are not the entire city. And I will not, because this is an election year, vote for a budget that is unbelievably irresponsible and designed specifically to re-elect those five members of the Citizens Coalition and those one or two members of this council who have somehow cut some deal on this thing.” Blake continues, “There are so many holes in this budget, you could drive 10 trucks through it. Let me say to my friends in the police and fire department that were clapping loudly for an irresponsible budget this morning, you are cutting your future off for today by supporting this budget.” Blake concludes by adding that he will not vote for a budget that “puts hundreds of thousands of dollars into the council budget so that they can hire their buddies, [so] that they can get re-elected, and puts peanuts into the districts of those few people who cut a deal with Coalition members again this year, and sell out the future of this city as a responsible entity.” He surmises that it is a “nut budget.”

Gunn defends trees, denounces hydrogen bombs

Birmingham airport officials have decided to forego plans to build a new runway parallel to the existing one. Councilor Gunn notes the destruction of the East Lake community that would have resulted from the expansion. Gunn speaks up for trees in East Lake, praising them for their ability to stop wind and sound. “It’s amazing what trees [can] do. We talk about how many homes we move, how many families we move [as a result of airport expansion]. But we don’t talk about how many trees we’re moving. That’s something money can’t buy. That’s where you get your fresh oxygen from.” The councilor says that runway expansion plans would have decimated the eastern area to the point that it “would have been worse than the hydrogen bomb.” Bell leaves the council chambers during the discussion, resulting in a tie vote on council approval of the airport budget. It will be brought back up next week.

Let them eat nothing

The meeting ends on a light note when appropriations for $14,000 in emergency dental care for inmates at the city jail are brought up for a vote. “Now if we don’t approve this, then the inmates will have bad teeth and they won’t be able to eat as much food,” Bell points out, barely able to control his laughter.
“Loder was saying we need to cut down on the amount of food [for inmates]!” &

Art in the Park

Art in the Park

 


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May 24, 2001

It sounds pretty fancy for Caldwell Park, but on Friday, June 1, the Alabama Symphony Orchestra premiers Sounds for the Summer: The Highland Avenue Series. Featured with the symphony will be Art Garfunkel, the most famous “counter-tenor” in the world. Garfunkel’s memorable style of singing counter-melody to one-time partner Paul Simon’s gorgeous melodies defined the duo’s phenomenal contributions to 1960s radio.

Art Garfunkel’s original stage name was Tom Graph, the “Tom” being one half of the “Tom and Jerry” cartoon moniker he and Simon first adapted. Garfunkel was a dedicated mathematics teacher when he launched his musical career, so the “Graph” bit was a nod to arithmetic.

Garfunkel has been cursed by a lifetime of acute stage fright, and the June 1 performance will be a rare opportunity to hear him with an orchestra. So intense is the fear of performing, the singer often refers to his onstage style as “quivery.” He readily admits that Paul Simon had a “feel for the stage, while I had more of a feel for the notes themselves.”

The show begins at 8 p.m., with the park opening at 6 p.m. Pre-concert entertainment will be provided by a DJ spinning ’60s hits while conducting trivia contests and passing out prizes. Garfunkel will be the first of eight June performers scheduled for Caldwell Park, including Banu Gibson & the New Orleans Hot Jazz, New York cabaret-style vocalist Julie Budd, and cowboy singers Riders in the Sky. Reserved table seats are $29, unreserved table seats are $19, and lawn seating is $9 for adults, $5 for children ages three and up. Call 251-7727 for details.

City Hall — May 22, 2001

City Hall

May 22, 2001 

There was no City Council meeting.May 29, 2001

 

The reconfiguration of Birmingham’s nine City Council districts rules the morning agenda. “Don’t move lines unnecessarily,” is Councilor Jimmy Blake’s rallying cry as he draws his own lines in the sand and pushes for two overwhelmingly white majority districts and seven majority black districts. Blake opposes maintaining three white council districts, as his District Three is actually the only overall majority white district (the other two districts are majority white only in the number of voting age residents living there, with overall white populations of approximately 49 percent in each district). Blake and his constituents warn that a lawsuit will be filed.Shifting racial tides

The Citizens Commission on Redistricting, formed to educate the public and to accept input about the current redistricting process, files its report on the redrawing of district lines. The commission has no power to make decisions and has abstained from making formal recommendations about the redistricting plan. But a majority of the commission agrees that maintaining six majority black seats and three majority white seats (the present black-to-white ratio on the council) is a
“logical and amicable redistricting approach that ensures no rich aggression has occurred in terms of the level of minority representation on the city council,” according to Gloria Gilmore, Powderly neighborhood president and secretary of the redistricting commission. She notes that a portion of each commission meeting was set aside for citizen input.The Citizens Commission is made of representatives appointed by each councilor. Jerry Wilson of Reapportionment Group 2000, L.L.C. served as facilitator of the commission’s May 3 meeting at the Aldrich Gunn Cultural Arts Center when the three redistricting proposals were presented. The city council eventually whittled the list down to one, known as the 2B plan. Council members had a couple of months to offer opinions in the redistricting process. Noting that “an extended public hearing” was held during the May 3 meeting, a Citizen Commission member reports this morning that “the three proposed plans were reviewed in painstalking [sic] detail.”

The current population of Birmingham is 242,820, with an ideal council district population of 26,980. The districts of Councilors Blake, Johnson, and MacDermott are too large (10,000 must be moved from these three majority white districts), while districts of Councilors Bell and Gunn are significantly too small. The districts of Councilors Bandy, Little, and Alexander will require little change. In the past decade, slightly more than 37,000 whites have left Birmingham, while the number of black residents has increased by just over 10,000. Under Plan 2B before the Council this morning, whites will be transferred out of Blake’s and MacDermott’s districts, while Johnson and Bell would have white residents added to their districts. Blacks would be removed from Bell’s, MacDermott’s, and Johnson’s districts, with black resident additions to the districts of Gunn and Blake.

Cris Correia, a voting-rights lawyer representing Reapportionment Group 2000 in Birmingham’s redistricting, fields questions and explains district changes. Supreme Court rulings previously determined that differences among districts for a city council level of government must not deviate beyond 10 percent. Reapportionment Group 2000 recommends that the deviation be kept below five percent “because the Census was just released,” according to Correia. She says the Voting Rights Act must be complied with, noting the short time frame involved considering that Council elections are only a little over four months away. The Justice Department has 60 days to approve or reject the plan.

Voting blind

Under Section Five of the Voting Rights Act, redistricting “cannot have changes that will leave the racial minority in the jurisdiction worse off than it was before,” explains Correia. She says that the plan is “very much a compromise plan. Nobody [councilors] got everything they wanted out of it.” Correia confirms that council input was taken into consideration. Redistricting proceedings turn comical when it’s discovered that some information regarding District Nine is missing from the maps Correia has given to Mayor Kincaid and the council. (For the record, Reapportionment Group 2000 was paid approximately $250,000, reduced from the $500,000 fee requested. Councilor Blake had earlier offered to do the job for $1,000.) Correia apologizes for the printing error, noting that Districts Six through Nine do not change significantly. She then reads District Nine’s new configuration numbers to assuage fears over the missing district. Correia also keeps referring to councilors as “commissioners.” [At this point, the map before the Council repeatedly falls off the easel on which it is precariously perched, and Correia begins to show signs of nervousness.] Adding to the disorder of the presentation, Correia discovers that she doesn’t have actual figures when Councilor Lee Wendell Loder asks about changes to District Eight. Correia insists, nonetheless, that the alterations to Loder’s district are insignificant. When the councilor asks if the missing information pertaining to the number of residents to be removed from his district could be obtained before the end of the council meeting, Correia says no. But she does promise to e-mail the numbers when she returns to Atlanta that evening. Loder goes ahead and votes with the council majority to approve the new district alignment even though he doesn’t have the actual population changes in his district before him.

Have constituents, will travel

Addressing a boundary shift involving his District Four, Councilor Gunn notes, “That’s a tremendous move. I have no objection to it, ’cause I’m gonna represent the people wherever I go. But I want you to know that I want to have the right information which I’m votin’ on here, and I do not have it.” Sounding like the track announcer at Churchill Downs, Gunn suddenly reels off a list of street names as he recites the new boundaries of his district. “I’ll work with whatever card hand is dealt me,” promises Gunn. Commenting on how boundaries of one district affect another, the elder councilor says, “If you took a cup of water, and had it standin’ still, and you took a pea and dropped in it, the ripple effect would affect every district.” He reiterates his complaint about having to vote on the incomplete map set before him, but like Loder, Gunn votes with the majority approving the redistricting plan anyway.

Plan nine from outer space

Councilor Blake, who’s not running for reelection, has three additional redistricting plans he wants the council to consider. The councilor notes that all of the neighborhood presidents in his district oppose Plan 2A. The proposal being voted on by the council today is actually Plan 2B, but Blake explains that Plan 2A is almost the same as the 2B plan. Plan 2A differs from Plan 2B only by a few discrepancies between MacDermott’s and Johnson’s districts, notes Blake, which he says has been discussed by the two councilors. Blake complains that current redistricting proposals dilute white voting strength. The councilor notes that though many councilors are to be commended for wanting to avoid racial issues, racial concerns are a reality. “Unfortunately, redistricting under the Voting Rights Act is very much about racial issues. And I’m going to talk about racial issues this morning. I don’t know any way to handle it but straight up and straight forward, because it is essential to what we’re talking about.” Blake begins in cryptic fashion: “The first one [plan] is what I call Wilson Plan 2A Mod 2. I guess the B plan would be Mod 1.” Blake points to the Plan 2B map presented by Cris Correia, but explains again that his comparisons are actually to Plan 2A. Councilor Loder asks for clarification of Blake’s Plan 2A references. Blake explains that he did not get the 2B Plan until late, so his presentation to neighborhood leaders in his district was actually the 2A plan.

Blake further addresses white voting power: “The plan [presumably 2B] does not meet the objectives of not diluting the minority–let me call it what it is–the white voting strength.” Blake asks why overwhelmingly black areas are being put into majority white District Three. “That’s not rational, based on our criteria here,” says Blake. “We decimated Glen Iris Park with this plan. We took in, essentially, black voters, and gave up white voters to dilute out District Three. That’s not rational.” He points out that if a voting age majority is substantial reason for white majority designation, that will soon change as constituents reach voting age. According to Blake, the Reapportionment Group 2000 Plan 2A calls for 33,245 people to be moved to other districts, while his plan would require only 20,000 people put in new districts. Blake further warns that Plan 2B will not meet criteria defined by the Voting Rights Act. Addressing the reality of white flight, Blake deadpans “Let’s talk turkey for a minute,” as he notes that “white folks are moving out of Birmingham.” The councilor is concerned that the topic is “too sensitive” for some to discuss, but says this will not stop him from engaging in debate over white voting rights.

Pointing out there are not enough whites to actually have three majority white districts, Blake notes, “What we do to protect voting rights of white folks–and that’s what we’re talking about, and I’m not going to be squeamish about it–is that we change our approach and try to go to two majority districts that are substantially majority white. And there are enough white folks in Birmingham to do that.” District Two would no longer be a majority white district under Blake’s plan. “In terms of protecting and allowing white people to feel like they do have some word in the future of Birmingham, this is the proper way to do it.” Blake adds that he thinks his plan also improves Bell’s and Gunn’s districts.

Councilor Blake also has another plan that would pit MacDermott and Johnson against one another in the same overwhelmingly majority white district. Blake also speaks of “Plan Four,” though it is not immediately clear to which plan he is referring. He stresses that two predominantly white districts are vital to the future of Birmingham. Gunn replies that Blake’s original redistricting plan “ran me on a dog trail all the way up to Jeff State and across to [Highway] 79.” Gunn says that instead of trusting Blake’s plan, he’d prefer to be “pulled out of the ditch with a rope around my neck.”

Reapportionment Group 2000 representative Cris Correia argues with Blake that reduction to two majority white districts would violate the Voting Rights Act and its protection of minorities. Correia explains that since it’s possible to draw three white districts based on voting age population, the Justice Department will have no problem with that criteria. She also notes that registration rates of white voters are higher than black registration rates, which also plays into Justice Department criteria for determining majority districts. Blake disagrees, explaining that “traditionally, the Voting Rights Act has determined that black districts are considered majority when they are 65 percent or more black.” Blake says Correia is
“playing games” by using voting age and “what you don’t know about registration” as criteria for minority district determination.

Neighborhoods divided

Studying a laptop computer screen, Council President Bell proposes an amendment to Plan 2B that address concerns of Five Points South Neighborhood president Mike Higginbotham. Residents are perturbed about drastic changes in their district. Bell says that Blake told the “demographers” that he [Blake] “would not stand for any white neighborhood to be represented by any black council member.” Blake responds, “That’s insane!” Bell immediately smiles and replies, “That is insane, Dr. Blake, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell people about you for some time now.” As Bell continues to study the computer screen in front of him, he tells Blake, who is peering over Bell’s shoulder at the screen, “You know, Dr. Blake, I could concentrate if you weren’t breathing on me.” Blake replies, “It’s ironic that the only two people who are going to understand the district are you and Mike Higginbotham, because nobody else has seen it.” Bell says that he thought he was doing a favor for the neighborhood based on Blake’s request. Blake responds that he favors delaying the process until all have had the opportunity to view the final redistricting plan. Mike Higginbotham addresses the Council to clarify his role in the neighborhood protests. “Councilman Blake did talk with the neighborhood presidents, and expressed to us that he thought that we should express our concerns about the plan.” Higginbotham says that he has made an effort to stay out of the redistricting process, instead letting his neighborhood association decide what to do. The neighborhood’s protest centers around inclusion of voters from Bell’s district, because traditional voters in the district were being removed in favor of new voters.

Councilor Johnson finally interrupts the morning debates to urge that a vote be taken on the 2B redistricting plan. Johnson notes that there has been “plenty of opportunity for input.” As Blake begins to argue with him on that point, Johnson responds that he has the floor and immediately asks, “Mr. President [Bell], can you get Dr. Blake under control?” &

Dave Alvin


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May 11, 2001

A founding member of the immortal roots-rock band The Blasters, Dave Alvin has built a stellar solo career around impeccable guitar playing and timeless songwriting. The garrulous Alvin paused from packing for relocation to a more pine tree-friendly section of Los Angeles to address the mysteries of American music, electricity, and life in a California home guarded by cartoon heroes Yosemite Sam and the Tasmanian Devil.

B&W:
Have any rolling blackouts hit you yet?

Alvin:
No, in L.A. we have a different power company, and they actually planned ahead [laughs]. So while Bakersfield or Fresno or San Francisco lose power, we’re fine. It’s the one thing in L.A that works [laughs].

B&W:
Besides reliable electricity, what’s the attraction of living in L.A.?

Alvin:
A few things. Silly things. Mexican food’s the best. And when you grow up out here, that becomes real important. I haven’t found better Mexican food anywhere else. My Texas friends and I always debate that. And the weather. And also the fact that within half an hour I can be in the mountains, or within an hour I can be in the middle of the desert. It’s good for a writer.


B&W:
What was the coolest thing about radio for a kid in California in the ’60s?

Alvin:
Well, the greatest thing was the border radio stations, because you could hear 50,000 watts, clear channel, just across the border in Tijuana. At night it would be r&b. You could hear everything from Lightnin’ Hopkins, Bobby Blue Bland, doo wop, whatever.

B&W:
Were you going to shows as a kid?

Alvin:
Oh, yeah. My brother Phil and I–when I was about 12, I guess–we started sneaking into bars. We found out that one of the great things about California is that every type of music was here. When I was a kid, I saw Lightnin’ Hopkins 45 or 50 times. People like T-Bone Walker and Big Joe Turner became actual family friends because we were these little white kids that pestered them. So that was my education.


B&W:
At what age did you and Phil begin playing in bands?

Alvin:
Well, he started a band pretty early on, and I was never good enough to be in it. So I was always in bad bands [laughs]. It wasn’t until we started The Blasters that we finally played together. I mean, not even around the house. There was a hierarchy. There were a lot of great musicians in our hometown. There were guys who could play exactly like Jimmy Reed or exactly like T-Bone Walker or exactly like Eric Clapton. And they’d come over and play guitar, and we always had guitars in the house. They’d play, leave, and then I’d pick up the guitar and imitate what they did.


B&W:
What year did The Blasters begin?

Alvin:
We started in March of 1979 but didn’t really come up with a name until, like, July [laughs]. Our first regular gig was playing for free beer in a biker bar in Long Beach. It took us about eight months to just get a gig, because Downey was so far from L.A., a different world, you know? It’s on the east side, and the east side is more or less the blue-collar area. L.A. “proper” is the west side.


B&W:
Would you tell me a Ramblin’ Jack Elliot story [Alvin did a stint as Elliot's guitar player]?

Alvin:
My favorite Jack story that’s printable was when just he and I were riding one night on the interstate that runs by the Mississippi down by St. Louis, and it was raining. Tornado weather. Hot and raining, thunder and lightning. Just a vicious, stormy night. I asked him if he knew a good Billy the Kid song. He knew a lot of Jesse James songs. And he did a half hour, a capella, of Billy the Kid songs. A private concert.

B&W:
I’ve always been impressed by performers that keep playing regardless of their age.


Alvin:
Well, there’s no reason not to keep doing it. If there’s one thing I learned from Lightnin’ Hopkins, is that those old guys played for love. You play because it’s your sanity. Without getting too psycho-babble on you, when you’re on stage and it’s a good gig, and the musicians are all connecting nonverbally, nonvisually, there’s no feeling like it, because–and here’s the psycho-babble part–time kinda stands still. There’s no past, there’s no future. It’s just the present. And there’s people that you love that have passed away that are still alive for a few minutes. I’ve talked to people that have run 26-mile marathons and all that. It’s kinda like a runner’s high. I think that’s why so many musicians wind up getting involved in drugs and heavy alcohol use and all that. Because the feeling you get playing is so amazing, that when it’s over, it’s like, “Let’s go play another gig,” you know [laughs]? As long as you’re playing, you’re alive. And as long as you’re playing, you’re working. You’re not sitting around resting on your laurels. You’re not a non-contributing member of society. You’re sharing. It’s hard to let that go and just sit around the house.

[At this point, Alvin excuses himself to address a distant female voice asking where he hid the door key. He can be heard saying, "Yeah, I put the key under Yosemite Sam, there. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant the Tasmanian Devil." The woman finally locates the key, and Alvin returns.]


B&W:
I read a quote where you said that you heard the song “Shenandoah” [one of the songs on Alvin’s latest release, Public Domain, a collection of traditional American music] before you were born, and you’ll still be hearing it after you die.


Alvin:
Yeah, that song and maybe one or two others out of our folk tradition are genetically encoded. And that’s a good thing and a bad thing. The bad thing is that people take it for granted, they think it’s corny or sappy. So every now and then you have to put the picture in a new frame and go, “Wow!”


B&W:
I’d like to toss out a few names and get your reaction. Let’s start with Buck Owens.

Alvin:
I interviewed Buck about two years ago for a magazine called Mix, which is for producers and engineers. Buck Owens is one of the architects of contemporary rock ‘n’ roll. To me, the great thing about California country is that it’s willing to take chances. Buck Owens is a paradox, in that he’s a guy that believes in art for art’s sake, and yet he’s also a businessman. He’s a rebel, and he’s also a conformist. I think he’s amazing.

He told me during the interview that one thing he could never, ever say during the ’50s and ’60s was that his two biggest heroes were Bob Wills and Little Richard. Those were the two guys he modeled himself after.


B&W:
Johnny Cash.

Alvin: An icon. My favorite stuff of his is what he did at Sun Records. I don’t think people realize that he created that sound that we all take for granted–that Johnny Cash sound. Those records, to me, still sound like they came out of the mud. They weren’t made in a recording studio. They just kind of grew organically.

B&W:
Any thoughts on Carole King?


Alvin:
[Surprised] Carole King? Wow! I wish I had her songwriting skills. I’m a true sort of folk-blues songwriter, so I write when I’m moved to write. And I really admire people like Carole King, the whole Brill Building gang, that could get up every day and go into the office and write on demand.


B&W:
Jonathan Richman.

Alvin:
My drummer and keyboard player did a couple of albums and tours with Jonathan a few years ago. He gave me, not a lecture [laughs], but advice about a problem I have, because half my audience wants to hear the lyrics and the quiet songs, and the other half wants to hear the rock ‘n’ roll stuff. The rock ‘n’ roll people usually outnumber the quiet people. And Jonathan goes [imitating Richman with a New Jersey accent], “No, you make ‘em listen. And if they don’t listen, to hell with ‘em.” Jonathan hates loud music [laughs].


B&W:
I’d be remiss if I didn’t get some thoughts on Joey Ramone.

Alvin:
Oh man . . . I met him once in New York about 15 years ago. He was a real sweetheart. We have a lot of mutual friends. To me, the Ramones were one of the greatest rock ‘n’ roll bands ever. When I heard the first Ramones record, that was like hearing Chuck Berry for the first time when I was a kid. They were the real deal. They had the spirit of rock ‘n’ roll. The Ramones invented the Sex Pistols [laughs].

B&W:
My first exposure to “American Music” (an old Blasters hit) was as the opening theme for “New Wave Theater” (early ’80s cult cable television program that featured live performances). The host, Peter Ivers, was a strange man.

Alvin:
Yeah, we did that show two or three times. I never could figure Peter Ivers out. He was a nice guy. You know, he got murdered. I think he was a little crazy to leave his door unlocked, living in downtown L.A. I remember seeing him on social occasions–in a bar a couple of times. And he was always talking about what a great harmonica player he was, and how he wanted to sit in with us [the Blasters].

B&W:
Did y’all ever let him sit in?

Alvin: No [much laughter].

City Hall — May 24, 2001

City Hall

May 24, 2001
May 8, 2001

 

“Let’s talk about George McMillan,” suggests smiling Councilor Jimmy Blake as McMillan walks down the aisle of the council chambers, replying, “Let’s don’t.” The City Stages president briefly plugs his looming City Stages 2001 event, touting this year’s talent as the best ever. It’s the lone highlight of a morning abbreviated by Council President William Bell so that councilors can join a motorcade protesting a lawsuit by businesses along Richard Arrington Jr. Boulevard, formerly known as 21st Street. The businesses have filed a lawsuit recently over address-change expenses and other inconveniences, including disruption of some mail service.

Bell announces that the meeting will resume at 1:30 p.m, though it never does. The vanishing Council meeting is the latest questionable action by Bell regarding Council meeting procedures. Two weeks ago Councilor Blake said that Council Administrator Jarvis Patton told him that Bell ordered Patton to shut off Blake’s microphone for a good two minutes while Blake was debating Bell on an issue.

In other city business, an irate citizen being levied a fee for the removal of suspected weeds on his property claims that the city mowed down his kiwi crop. The Council also approves UAB’s request for the removal of 15th Street between 11th and 12th Avenues South so that the street can become campus property.

May 15, 2001

Slashbuster added to city’s flood-fighting roster

Street and Sanitation Department head Stephen Fancher addresses Councilor Sandra Little’s queries about the newest trouble-shooter residing at City Hall, the much ballyhooed “slashbuster,” a phenomenal 21st Century machine that purportedly clears creeks of “debris and clothing and things,” according to Little. Fancher confirms the machine’s incredible powers, including a “25 to 30-foot” range of motion. “It can crunch up a tree or limbs or any kind of vegetative growth on the creek,” explains Fancher as he obligingly details the slashbuster’s current itinerary: It has been in operation for two weeks on Shades Creek. Next stop is Five Mile Creek, then Village Creek, and on to Valley Creek. Councilor Little snickers when told that Shades Creek, the first stop, is in Councilor Johnson’s area. “I don’t know why you didn’t start out in District Seven [Little's district], because we have quite a bit of flooding,” says a miffed Councilor Little. “Is there a reason why we started in that area? Did you study what you were doing?” Mayor Kincaid quickly answers, “Yes, ma’am. It [creek water] flows east to west. So we started on the eastern side of town.” Little admits to suspicions that Kincaid was “biased” towards Johnson’s district because of Johnson’s support of the Mayor’s policies. She alludes to possibilities of a class action lawsuit from residents in her area affected by flooding. She asks when the slashbuster will be in her district. Fancher responds that it all depends on how long it takes to clear Five Mile Creek, pointing out that foreseeable problems include exit from the creek each time the machine encounters a bridge. The slashbuster then must find another suitable point for re-entry into the water.

Councilor Blake, noting that “water is very non-partisan in the way it runs from upstream to downstream,” disagrees with the procedure, explaining that if the downstream is not cleared and rate of flow increases upstream, then downstream will be worse. Fancher explains that the clearing of Shades Creek started downstream, then worked back upstream. The Street and Sanitation Department head also explains that Shades Creek was a good training area for practice with the new clearing contraption.

Gunn urges cosmetology students to open hair “saloons”

Councilor Sandra Little salutes Wenonah High School cosmetology students for their recent second place finish in a state business skills competition. Little promises that she’ll “be coming up there to get a new hair style!” Councilor Loder notes the current increased interest in cosmetology. “Any profession where you can get $30 or $40 just to wash somebody’s hair is a pretty good profession to be in,” notes Loder. “And not only that, they have to be chemists now, and know a lot about math in order to make sure they mix that material [hair dye chemicals, etc.] properly so their folks don’t have to come see me [Loder is an attorney],” he adds, laughing. Councilor Gunn bemoans the fact that “trades have been thrown away.” Gunn urges the students to look at opening their own business. “You can be the owner of your own enterprise, saloon and all!” encourages Gunn. The councilor boasts that he knows how to braid hair.

Budget wars begin

Mayor Kincaid delivers his Fiscal Year 2001 budget and capital improvement address, noting that economic and political circumstances presently at play in the city of Birmingham have created some “unique and formidable challenges for the coming fiscal year.” Kincaid says those challenges, however, will not hamper plans to move the city forward. Kincaid then surprises the audience by announcing that, according to a fax he received 45 minutes before the Council meeting, bond rating agency Fitch IBCA had downgraded the city’s bond rating from AA to AA minus. The New York bond agency’s adjustment of the rating was “triggered by the disclosure of significant political discord over a long period of time, and conflicting legislative and judicial actions concerning ownership of the Water Works,” according to the Mayor. Kincaid also announces a three percent cost of living pay raise and absorption by the city of increased health care premiums for city employees.Battle lines immediately take shape as Councilor Bill Johnson takes issue with the proposed budget for not including a separate pay raise for police and firefighters that had earlier been approved unanimously by the Council. Johnson also suggests that a uniform allowance be given to public safety officers. He notes that the city is understaffed by approximately 100 officers [10 percent of the police force] as he wonders aloud who will staff the proposed $550,000 police precinct Kincaid outlined in his address [the precinct, the city's fifth, will be located in the western area]. Johnson urges the Council to go on record approving significant pay raises for safety personnel, forcing the Jefferson County Personnel Board to explain why they won’t approve the raise. Kincaid explains that the Jefferson County Personnel Board is simply acting in accordance to law. The Mayor also notes that HUD questioned city proposals detailing compensation for police and fire fighters through housing programs.

Councilor Blake urges Kincaid to look at withdrawing from the personnel board if association means further migration of law enforcement officers to higher-paying suburbs. Blake notes that Hoover, which is luring many city police officers, is not part of the county personnel board system. He also points out that the city has twice as many employees as it did 20 years ago, when the population was significantly larger. Back then, pay raises were competitive, says Blake. The councilor suggests a hiring freeze in some city departments so that salaries can be boosted to competitive levels. Kincaid says that the city plans to ask the Jefferson County Personnel Board to closely examine substantial pay raises for safety personnel in line with what surrounding municipalities pay during the comprehensive salary review process that is scheduled for 2002.

They don’t build ‘em like they used to

Mayor Kincaid withdraws a request for $625,000 to be transferred from Boutwell Auditorium cosmetic repairs to Legion Field structural repairs. Director of Engineering, Planning, and Permits Bill Gilchrist explains that further inspection of the structure shows that repair needs are not quite as extensive as once feared. Gilchrist notes, “I’m going to give thanks to God that we had an engineer in the early 1900s that over-engineered that structure [Legion Field].” He adds that many early public works were over-engineered, citing the Brooklyn Bridge as an example, explaining that the bridge is seven times stronger than necessary. “When people were doing these structures early, they had higher levels of caution and safety factors than what we would consider.”

See no evil

Only one week after the oddly suspended Council meeting, Council President William Bell sternly orders camera operators recording the meeting for Tuesday evening’s cable channel 4 broadcast to “leave the cameras off!” during an argument with Councilor Aldrich Gunn. Bell instructs camera operators to resume videotaping when he gives the command, which he does after telling Councilor Gunn to confine his comments to the subject at hand. &

City Hall

City Hall

May 10, 2001

May 1, 2001

Finance Director defection heats up Water Works imbroglio

City Finance Director Mac Underwood’s recent jump to the Water Works adds intrigue to the ongoing drama between the city and the Water Works Board for control of the water system assets. Underwood recently gave notice that he would relinquish his position as head of the city’s Department of Finance on May 31. But Mayor Kincaid decided to replace Underwood April 30 due to possible conflicts of interest surrounding the continuing assets battle. Mayor Kincaid names Michael Johnson as acting Finance Director. Underwood’s new title will be assistant general finance director for the Birmingham Water Works, reportedly earning approximately $22,000 more than the $103,000 a year he made at the city’s Finance Department.

Councilor Bill Johnson says it seems inappropriate that Underwood could go work at the Water Works since he “was intimately involved in finance issues on our side of the lawsuit [litigation by the city against the Water Works, seeking control of Water Works assets].” Kincaid notes that the failure of Underwood to call the Water Works Board prior to the asset transfer was part of the reason the city did not receive a $20 million payment previously due. Kincaid points out that the job Underwood took has been vacant since December 1999, prompting concern about how long Underwood has had association with the Water Works Board. Also of concern to the Mayor is Council President William Bell’s trip to New York yesterday to visit rating agencies with “the Water Works people,” according to Kincaid. The Mayor notes that he has the power under the Mayor-Council Act to launch an investigation, which Councilor Johnson encourages. Johnson notes that Underwood has “a lot of very valuable knowledge about the city’s side of the situation [asset controversy] that will now be transferred over to the Water Works situation.” In a press conference following the Council meeting, Kincaid says he’ll proceed with caution for fear that an investigation into Underwood’s job swap might appear to be “sour grapes.”

Kincaid names coordinator of

Environmental Court

Mayor Kincaid announces the appointment of Ronald Jackson as neighborhood deputies coordinator to institute the long-awaited environmental court and neighborhood deputies program. Councilor Aldrich Gunn thanks the Mayor for acting on behalf of the environmental court as he urges the destruction of unsightly, hazardous rental houses of ill repute that cause city officials to “get the lockjaw,” according to Gunn. The councilor says that the dilapidated houses are nothing more than fronts for illegal activity. Another safety issue on Gunn’s front burner is children playing basketball in the streets. Gunn urges Birmingham police to inform children “that the street is not a playground,” warning that it’s only a matter of time before someone is hit by a car.

Preachers threaten Arrington

Boulevard businesses

A delegation of Birmingham ministers are present this morning to protest the recent lawsuit filed by some businesses along Richard Arrington Jr. Boulevard seeking to change the street (which technically doesn’t qualify as a boulevard) back to its original name of 21st Street. A Reverend Hagler expresses curiosity about the timing of the lawsuit in light of the recent Thomas Blanton trial and the visit of Tiger Woods. “It appears that racism is involved,” notes Hagler. “We regret having to deal with racism in the 21st Century!” He points out that no other lawsuits or complaints have been filed regarding other thoroughfare name changes, which he says were handled in the same manner as the Arrington Boulevard change. “We’re not going to sit back and let anyone erase the great accomplishments of our leader, Dr. Richard Arrington Jr.,” notes Hagler, calling Arrington “our Daniel, our prince, a modern statesman.”

Reverend T.L. Lewis echoes Hagler’s sentiments, promising that continuation of the lawsuit will result in protests in front of the businesses involved. Lewis says all one has to do is look at the contrasts in Birmingham before and after Arrington was mayor. “Start at City Hall, from the basement to the top floor, and you’ll find the spirit of Richard Arrington Jr.” He requests and receives a chorus of “Amen” from the dozen or so preachers on hand. Lewis says that there is “better than $10 million of our money down in these folks’ banks [in downtown Birmingham],” suggesting that “it might be time for a withdrawal!” Counting himself among the enlightened few, Lewis says, “We know what the real deal is with that. There are some of us who understand about this issue of the Water Board.” Regarding recent declarations of budget deficits, Lewis surmises, “Birmingham ain’t broke.” Pointing out the city’s high credit rating, Lewis says the city has more money than it ever has. “Let’s put the money on the table, get the ticks out of the policies, and let’s do business,” urges Reverend Lewis. He warns those picketing in front of City Hall for a sweeping change in the October Council elections that they will be tossed out if they try to picket at the pastors’ respective churches. Councilor Little proclaims the ministerial aggregate as “great men of God who have taken a stand for what’s right.” Little notes that she has one other issue she wants the ministers to investigate. “The airway is causing a lot of divisions in this city, giving out false information,” she says of local radio talk shows. Little encourages a boycott on doing business with those radio stations responsible for what she terms “miseducating of our people.” Councilor Alexander agrees with Little, urging the ministers to listen to area talk shows because the pastors are being called “pimps.”

No voting machines if referendum debt not paid

The Council again refuses to approve expenditures for the February 2001 referendum vote on the fate of the Water Works assets. Councilor Don MacDermott leaves the room before the vote. Mayor Kincaid reveals that a county commissioner told him over the weekend that unless the bills were paid, the voting machines would not be available to the city for the October 2001 Council elections. Noting the awkwardness in urging poll workers to file claims against the city to get their money, the Mayor says that it’s one way to get the referendum debt paid. Councilor Blake notes that he believes that Kincaid has the authority to pay the bill rather than going through the expense of litigation. Blake thinks the Mayor would probably win any challenge filed by a councilor over the payment. [After the meeting, Kincaid says any violation of the Mayor-Council Act on his part in paying the debt would be a misdemeanor, resulting in possible removal from office.] He urges Kincaid to put the vote on the agenda each week. “I noticed today that Mr. MacDermott left the room when the vote came up. Maybe next week two people will leave the room, and we might get this thing turned around,” says Blake. “I don’t blame them for leaving the room, because I’d be damn ashamed to not be willing to pay for a legally required referendum.” &

 

Space Voyager

Space Voyager

April 26, 2001 

Astronaut Jim Kelly escaped the confines of gravity for a couple of weeks in March as he embarked on a two week voyage that included the first crew transfer for space station Alpha. Kelly has been an astronaut since 1996, fulfilling a dream that began after his five-year-old imagination was captured by Neil Armstrong’s first steps on the Moon in 1969. Kelly was the first University of Alabama graduate to fly in space.

B&W:
Was flying in space everything you expected?

Kelly:
Everything and more. Like a trip you can’t imagine.

B&W:
At what point did you realize that you had completely left Earth’s atmosphere?


Kelly:
The first place you realize it is when you have main engine cut-off. As soon as that happens, you just start floating out of your seat, everything starts floating up from where it is. And you realize you’re some place you’ve never been before. Of course, the ride up is pretty impressive, too. Something that you’ve never felt before; the different forces on your body, the shaking, and the visuals out the window.

B&W:
Describe what you saw.

Kelly:
Well, when you’re going up, the first thing you see is the main engines of the solid rocket boosters. You see the light out the window in your peripheral vision. And as you go off the launch pad, the first thing we do is a roll program to get us pointed in the right direction, headed basically east, northeast. If you glance out the window, you can see the Earth rolling around as you go up. We launched right after sunrise and headed towards the east. It got brighter and brighter through the first part of ascent as we went towards the sun. But then you get this big blast of light when the solid rocket boosters come off. There are explosive charges that cut the connections between it and the external tank. And you can see the flash pretty much out your front window. As you keep going up, it slowly starts getting darker and darker until you’re in the black of space.

B&W:
Is your brain or thought process affected at all by zero gravity?

Kelly:
Yeah, it is. It’s kind of funny. As you get more and more used to it, it becomes the natural way of things. If you need to grab something with both hands, and you’ve got something in one hand, say you’ve got a drink or pencil in one hand. Instead of trying to find some place to set it down, you just let go of it. It gives you a chance to do what you want, and you just come back and pick it up. When I got back on Earth, I dropped a fork. It’s one of those things you unconsciously start doing when you get back on the ground if you’re not thinking or if you’re tired because you’ve been up [in space] for a couple of weeks. You just forget, and you have the same habit patterns. That must be a stronger thing for the space station Alpha crew after being up there for four months. You go, “Hey, I don’t need this pencil right now,” and just let go of it and it falls to the ground. And you’re like, “Huh, why did that happen?”

The other thing it changes is your view of the world, in that down here on the ground it’s real easy to figure out what’s up and what’s down. Up in orbit the first couple of days, you have in your mind the Earth version of up and down, which isn’t necessarily the orbit version of up and down. So it takes a little while. You find your brain adjusting to what the new up and down is. And sometimes you’ll be looking at it, and you’ll be one way and three other people will be different ways. All of a sudden you’ll feel your brain shift to a new version of what’s up. And it’s kind of an interesting feeling.

B&W:
When we spoke before your flight, you mentioned that the “fly around” (a shuttle maneuver allowing astronauts to eyeball the space station on all sides to check for any problems before returning to Earth) was a particularly big challenge for you as the pilot. Can you elaborate?

Kelly:
We undocked and did one and a quarter laps around the space station. We were on the “V-Bar,” which means we were on the front end as the space station flies through space. And we went from the front end to above it, so that the space station was directly between the Earth and us. We could see the space station and the whole Earth beneath it. And from there we did one complete revolution–we went all the way down until we were between the station and Earth, and then all the way back to the top. We did our separation burn from directly above the station.

B&W:
How difficult is flying and landing the shuttle?

Kelly:
It’s different than any airplane [Kelly is a jet fighter pilot]. Most commercial airliners will come down on a flight path where it’s about a three degree angle off the ground. But for most of the final landing phase, the shuttle is coming down at an 18 degree glide path towards the ground. It’s six times as steep as what you’ll see in a commercial airliner, so obviously you’re coming towards the ground a lot quicker. Plus you’ve just spent two weeks in space. So you’ve gone two weeks at apparent zero G, and we pulled as much as 1.6 Gs coming back in. You’re readjusting to gravity at the same time as you’re flying a vehicle that–to use [shuttle commander] Jim Weatherbee’s words–is a “runaway freight train.” Your body is trying to catch up with gravity, your mind’s trying to catch up, ’cause all of a sudden your inner ear can sense gravity again, which it hasn’t done for two weeks. At the same time you’re flying this vehicle that’s slamming into the atmosphere and heading towards the ground at an 18 degree flight path. You have to stay ahead of it.

B&W:
Would it be accurate to say that the landing is as disorienting as the launch?

Kelly:
Oh, yeah. But a big difference is that on the launch up, when we go into orbit, if all goes well, between the two of us we each throw one switch. And on our ascent we were fortunate that we didn’t have any anomalies at all. The launch phase is set up where the computer controls everything, and we pretty much just sit on our hands unless something goes wrong. Luckily nothing went wrong, so we basically sat on our hands for the first eight and a half minutes. We were cycling through displays and checking systems and ensuring that everything was going right, and except for one, we didn’t have to throw any switches or make any critical decisions. On entry, that’s not the case. Once you get below Mach 1, it’s a hand-flown vehicle and the commander flies it. The flight engineer is throwing some switches, and it’s a lot more of a hands-on experience coming in for entry than it is on ascent.


B&W:
I guess you were aware that Discovery was the name of the spacecraft in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Kelly:
Yeah, we sure were. It’s kinda funny. We took DVDs and CDs for our spare time–which, it turns out, you have almost none of. Although we use the CD player and listen to music up there in space. I took some music that some friends gave me to take along. I think, amongst the whole crew, we flew eight or nine copies of 2001. We listened to a bunch of stuff–popular music, things from high school. A couple of others had CDs that friends had made of space-related tunes. We waived off for 90 minutes, which means we were supposed to come down on entry, but the weather wasn’t good enough for us [to land]. So we fired up the CD player with classical music and relaxed for a little while before getting ready to come down on the second landing revolution.


B&W:
Shuttle missions include different nationalities, as well as both military personnel and civilians. Is there any type of military protocol, saluting, traditional things, followed on space missions?

Kelly:
Not the typical military protocol of “yes sir” and “no sir,” saluting and those kind of things. However, there’s a lot of military tradition that’s been put into the space station. The first change of command ceremony [on the space station] from the Expedition One crew to the Expedition Two crew involved reading out of the ship’s log book and words spoken by all three of the commanders. There was a bell-ringing ceremony, which is a long naval tradition, that is done. So there’s been several really nice military traditions, primarily naval traditions, that have been incorporated into the special events that happen onboard the space station. But as far as day-to-day protocol, there’s not any of that.


B&W:
Is there any Russian protocol recognized?

Kelly:
Yeah, in Russian culture they’re really big on toasting, and that’s part of the ceremonies–toasting each other, toasting the ground. In this case, it wasn’t literally, obviously, with glasses or anything [laughs]. But they’re very gracious at doing that type of thing.


B&W:
Any communication problems between the Russians and Americans?


Kelly:
No, as a shuttle crew member it wasn’t required that I know Russian. The three cosmonauts we flew with were all fluent to different degrees in English, and I had no problem communicating with any of them. But our Expedition crew members that go up there [to the space station] to live and work are also fluent in different levels of Russian.

B&W:
Are you ready to go to Mars?

Kelly:
Oh, I’m ready [laughs]. Unfortunately, I don’t think we’re ready yet. But hopefully sometime during my astronaut lifetime we’ll start heading back to the Moon and Mars. &

City Hall — April 10, 2001

City Hall

April 26, 2001

April 10, 2001

 Elections on the layaway plan

Councilor Sandra Little offers an amendment to a recently delayed resolution by Mayor Kincaid that seeks payment of the $175,518.12 bill generated by the February 27 Water Works referendum. Little’s amendment would pay only the $42,670 owed to poll workers. She continues to decry Kincaid’s reference to the referendum as a “pre-Council election warning” to councilors who oppose the Mayor. “There’s a lot of politics going on, and those poor people are stuck there,” says Blake as he compares the plight of unpaid poll workers to the spy plane crew recently detained in China. Blake supports Little’s proposal to pay poll workers, though he would like to see the entire debt paid. Councilor Johnson asks the Mayor to address the debt. “Here we go again, playing games,” Councilor Blake can be heard muttering off-mic. Mayor Kincaid demands that the Council approve payment for the entire debt as obligated by state law, noting, “We look petty by not paying it, or by trying to parcel out [payments].” Kincaid asks the bottom-line question that everyone has thus far ignored. “How reasonable is it to believe that the voting machines we used in the special election, which are [needed] for the City Council election 182 days from today–how can you believe that you can go back to the county to get those machines for the Council election when we have a debt?”

Who else is counting?

Councilor Aldrich Gunn refuses to put up with the Mayor’s weekly countdown reminder any longer. “Countdown 182 days before the Council election? And I welcome it. I welcome it! He’s [Kincaid] got men out there with muscles big as mine holding up a picket sign. They need to have a job! They need to be working!” Gunn bellows in reference to Kincaid supporters who gather daily in front of City Hall with signs urging the defeat of all councilors seeking re-election but one–purportedly to be Councilor Lee Wendell Loder. “It’s 730 days before another election–the Mayor’s election!” Gunn notes, appalled that the Mayor insists on paying off the entire $175,000 referendum debt. “You come to a place of reconciliation, and then you scoot out on these jive things,” Gunn says disgustedly as he urges that poll workers be paid. The councilor then readjusts his previous arithmetic and declares, “It’s 912 days ’til the Mayor’s election!”

Councilor Blake requests an itemized list of election services not included in the poll worker payments. Blake wants the list so that the public can know who is not being paid. He urges the Mayor to put the item back on the Council agenda. As Council President Bell asks the Council to move on to the next issue, Blake again can be heard off-mic, offering a quiet “Hallelujah!”

An elected Birmingham school board

Councilor Bill Johnson continues his push for an advisory referendum allowing Birmingham voters to decide if they want to elect the school board rather than have it appointed by the City Council. The State Legislature earlier voted to hold an election addressing an elected school board in 2003 rather than October 2001. Councilor Loder commends Johnson for placing the item on the agenda, but is disturbed that the aforementioned February referendum on the Water Works has not been paid for. Loder supports the advisory referendum because the public would be directly included in the future of Birmingham schools, but Councilor Bandy argues that anyone has the opportunity to send in a resume for school board vacancies. “This proves that the public is not left out,” says Bandy. Councilor Blake also supports Johnson, and notes that Republican State Senator Steve French amended the bill introduced by Democratic State Senator Carolyn Smitherman to delay the elected school board issue until 2003. “If Steve French represents anybody in the city of Birmingham, it’s minuscule,” says Blake, who calls the Democratic and Republican team effort to delay the vote “a beautiful example of how we have nonpartisanship when it comes to screwing the public.” Councilor MacDermott says he cannot support the financing of a referendum as long as people in his district continue to have flooding problems. Councilor Johnson interrupts MacDermott to explain that his referendum proposal would be held during the October Council election, and would not be a special election.

Councilor Gunn suddenly launches a personal attack on Johnson. “Everybody wants to help our children. And that guy [Johnson] down on the end there, he’s good at it,” says Gunn. Gunn recites a frequently referenced Gunn parable about “getting the rat out of the barn instead of burning the barn down,” insinuating that Johnson is the”rat,” one supposes. Gunn glares at Johnson and notes, “Yeah, I said that.” Councilor Gunn concludes with praises for the new Carver High School, calling it a “testimony” to providing a good learning environment. He labels the old school “a swamp.”

Council President Bell says that Johnson’s motivation for proposing the referendum is “to create another issue for the upcoming Council election.” Bell continues: “If he had good motivations, he’d be down in Montgomery with the legislators right now instead of grandstanding on this particular issue.” He dismisses Johnson’s referendum proposal as nothing more than a “sham of an election.” Johnson requests that the resolution be amended to be held in conjunction with the October Council elections, but the amendment and resolution fail on a four to four tie. Councilors Loder, Johnson, MacDermott, and Blake endorse the referendum. Bell, Little, Bandy, and Gunn oppose it. Councilor Pat Alexander is absent.

Blake crunches redistricting numbers

According to Blake’s redistricting plan, Councilor Gunn’s district would be one of the more significantly affected. Blake offers Gunn advice on the safest way to confront the dilemma of getting re-elected in an altered Council district. “I’d be happy to furnish a parachute, Mr. Gunn, if I had one. I think that the way you parachute is don’t run for re-election in October–or at least that’s my way of parachuting,” says a grinning Blake as he prefaces a presentation of his redrawing of Birmingham’s nine council districts [which is required by law after each census]. The presentation of Blake’s plan is not on the agenda for a vote; the councilor is simply fulfilling an earlier promise to show that the city had resources to do its own redistricting as opposed to spending money on outside consultants. Blake explains that his goal is not “to establish the district plan, obviously,” but rather to “provide a framework, where the Council and the Mayor can work out a district plan.” But Councilor Gunn promptly takes issue with Blake’s parachute comments. “You say you hope I wouldn’t run. I been running ever since I’ve been here. And I’m still running.” Blake denies that he said he hoped Gunn wouldn’t run, but Gunn continues to accuse Blake of trying to take away his district. “The only thing he’s [Blake] doing is cutting out District Five, and sending me way up into District One.” Gunn tells Blake that he “ought to see the [redistricting plan] that I’m working on.” Blake offers to move the lines for Gunn “as long as they meet the criteria.” Gunn explains that he would lose Woodlawn, Avondale, 16 churches, seven schools, and two community development centers if Blake’s plan were adopted. “Now I can deal with numbers. You don’t play me short on that,” says Gunn in reference to Blake’s plan. Gunn claims his own plan includes “fair participation,” as well as inclusion of the city’s Southside in his district [Blake's current district is comprised of most of Southside]. Blake reminds Gunn that District Four [Gunn's district] has lost considerable population, and notes that minority districts must be taken into consideration, according to law. Blake admonishes Gunn for interrupting him, to which Gunn apologizes profusely: “I know you admire me.” The Council breaks up in laughter. “Well, ‘admire’ is not necessarily the word I would use,” Blake replies to Gunn. “But I am rather fond of you, Aldrich, I will say that. You have provided considerable entertainment over the past seven and a half years.”

April 17, 2001

Was Bell duped or devious?

The Council receives word this morning that the city of Birmingham is suing itself. Recently, the city’s Law Department discovered that the ordinance signed by Council President William Bell transferring Water Works assets back to the Water Works Board differs from the ordinance passed by the Council in July 2000. “This is a very, very serious issue,” says Blake to Bell. “Basically, you were hoodwinked. They [attorneys for the Water Works Board] gave you documents that were much less favorable to the city than the actual documents that the majority of the Council had when we drafted the ordinance.” Bell remains stoic, staring ahead as Blake continues, “It just boils down to fraud! I hope they just handed you the wrong documents, and you signed the wrong documents because the city attorney, the clerk . . . nobody had a chance to review those.” Blake notes that millions of dollars have been transferred away due to Bell’s action. City Attorney Tamara Johnson responds to Blake’s charges: “The city is not alleging fraud in any situation. Basically, what the city is trying to do is to protect the integrity of the Council’s actions. Whether the transfer was good, bad, or indifferent is not an issue for me at this point.” Blake angrily replies, “This is an incredible scam that has happened here!” says Blake. “The Water Works Board attorney, or the Water Works Board in its entirety, are responsible for ‘bait and switch.’”

When Blake asks what the city intends to do regarding the lawsuit, Mayor Kincaid notes that he is listed as a defendant in the lawsuit, and doesn’t know how the complaint should be addressed. Kincaid, however, does agree with City Attorney Johnson that a declaratory judgement is needed. Council President Bell stops Blake’s response in order to forbid any “long, drawn-out discussion” on the matter. Interrupting Bell, Blake replies, “I can see why you might be a little sensitive on that point, Mr. President.” Bell tells Blake that the judge not Blake would determine what the facts are. Bell questions City Clerk Paula Smith’s failure to sign the document on February 23 at his request, suggesting that Smith did not sign the document because she was either against the transfer or instructed by the Mayor not to sign. Bell also notes that the relevant issue is whether or not the alleged changes to the Water Works document were “substantial,” which Bell defines as a “vague term.” The Council President says only the court can decide if the signed documents are legal or not, as he stands by his actions relating to the transaction and the “surrounding circumstances.”

Councilor Gunn defends the function of the court system as he agrees with Bell that the court will ultimately decide the controversy. “If you don’t like the way I cross a ‘T’ or the way I ‘split a verb’ and you carry me to court to settle it, that’s good! That’s what the courts are for.”

Blake asks, “Is the Council on the side of the city, or is the Council on the side of the Water Works Board?” Blake finally asks Bell if he bothered to read what he was signing on February 23. Blake continues to challenge Bell on whether he’d take “the city’s side or Charlie Waldrep’s’ side” on the Water Works assets issue.

Water Works referendum payment continues to be stalled

Back on the agenda is an ordinance to appropriate $175,518.12 to cover expenses for the February 27 referendum. After City Attorney Tamara Johnson explains that the Council has no authority to amend the ordinance, Councilor Little withdraws her ealier proposed amendment to pay only the $42,670 needed to cover poll worker expenses. Little thanks Johnson for “defining the situation,” and concludes that the poll workers’ payment lies in the hands of the Mayor’s office.

Councilor Loder doesn’t understand how the Council can shun payment for an election that the citizens petitioned for, and still continue to praise the civil rights movement and the “right to vote.” Loder notes that the democratic process was allowed to work. The councilor adds that he has always been one “to respect the public’s opinion even when it’s adverse to my personal opinions.” Loder is philosophical about the fickle nature of public opinion. “At some point in time, the public’s gonna be mad at everybody. And I’ve got sense enough to know that,” he concludes as he urges his “colleagues” on the Council to pay the election expense. Councilor Little says that her constituents “did not send me down here to play games with people’s minds.” Little notes that in the February referendum “there were a lot of things out there to confuse the minds of the people.” She addresses the poor turnout for the referendum: “The super majority of the people said ‘no’ because they stayed home. They did not go and vote.” The councilor continues her weekly tirade against Mayor Kincaid’s frequent characterization of the referendum as “a pre-Council election, an advisory referendum on who’s gonna be on the Council come October!” Little reminds the Council that Judge Hanes refused to make the city pay for the referendum in a recent ruling, and continues her demand that the city focus on paying poll workers instead of being preoccupied with other expenses such as ballots and voting machines. “Those were bodies that got up that morning [to work the voting places],” says Little. “Those other things were machines !” &

 

The Silencing of Jimmy Blake

No precedent is available to justify the turning off of Councilor Jimmy Blake’s microphone during the April 17 meeting of the Birmingham City Council. A heated debate had developed between Blake and Council President William Bell over Blake’s remarks during discussion of a lawsuit filed by businesses along Richard Arrington Jr. Boulevard. The lawsuit against the city charges improper procedure by the Council in changing the name of 21st Street to honor former Mayor Arrington, which has apparently inconvenienced mail service to the respective businesses. Councilor Sandra Little called the lawsuit a “slap in the face.” Alluding to racism as the motive behind the lawsuit–which coincides with jury selection in the trial of Thomas Blanton, one of two men accused in the bombing of 16th Street Baptist Church that killed four children–Little labeled the timing of the lawsuit “suspicious.”

Councilor Blake immediately called Little’s charges “outrageous,” explaining that the businesses were only standing up for property rights. Blake suggested that the Council meet in executive session to confer with attorneys over what action to take. Councilor Little protested Blake’s “executive session” reference, but Bell suddenly interrupted Little to attack Blake. “Dr. Blake made all kind of accusations of fraud, made all kind of accusations of illegality, made assumptions of opinions into facts,” charged Bell, “and now he wants to allow the judge to make a decision before we start . . . ” Blake promptly interrupted Bell and angrily responded, “William, as usual you are lying and mischaracterizing what I’m saying. It’s the same racist [unintelligible] that goes on here everyday!” Blake denied having made any reference to “the judge,” but Bell disagreed. “You said that this matter was in court and we should let the system work,” said Bell. “But in the other case [presumably the lawsuit by the city attorney on behalf of the city which charges that the transfer agreements for the Water Works assets signed by Bell are different than the ordinance passed by the Council last July], you want to get the information, and then you want to be the judge, the jury, the executioner, and everything. I’m just pointing out the disparity of which you speak.” As Blake began to respond, his microphone went dead. For the next minute-and-a-half Blake could not be heard in the council chambers (or on the Tuesday evening recorded telecast). But Bell could be heard as he condemned Blake for alleging fraud against him, and for “slamming” Councilor Little for her conclusions. Blake apparently remained unaware of the situation and continued to debate Bell. Eventually Blake walked over to Council Administrator Jarvis Patton to pose a question as Councilor Gunn began to address the lawsuit. Patton appeared to respond indifferently to Blake, who immediately returned to his microphone, which was now working, to shout at Bell, “Point of personal privilege.” Bell allowed Blake to speak: “My point is that during the last debate, my microphone was apparently cut off,” Blake bellowed loudly to Bell as he grabbed the Council President’s microphone and asked, “Where does that come from? So we’re getting censorship from the president of the Council?” Bell explained that he had no knowledge of what Blake’s was talking about. Blake responded that Patton told him that Bell ordered Blake’s microphone turned off. Blake asked Bell if this was true, but Bell ignored the question. During the next minute Blake continually interrupted Councilor Gunn by blowing into his own microphone to see if it was working again.

Councilor Blake later said that he observed a set of controls in front of Jarvis Patton’s chair on the council dais that he had not previously noticed. Blake said that he thought the only control switches for microphones were the ones in front of each councilor’s dais seat. The bewildered councilor surmised, “That was all very strange.”

William Bell did not return phone calls requesting clarification of his side of the story. When asked for comment regarding Blake’s accusation of Patton’s involvement in the microphone controversy, Jarvis Patton replied, “I don’t do interviews.”

City Hall — April 12, 2001

City Hall

April 12, 2001
March 27, 2001 

In honor of Women’s History Month, Councilor Aldrich Gunn salutes outstanding women from District Four. Mayor Kincaid and Council President Bell hand out roses to those honored, each taking a turn praising the importance of women, especially mothers. “We in Birmingham know from whence we’ve come,” acknowledges Kincaid. “And we know that those hands that used to pick cotton now pick presidents and mayors and city council people.” With a straight face, Bell takes his turn: “When it comes down to raising a young male, it takes a man to make a man out of a boy. But it takes a woman to make a gentleman out of a boy. And were it not for women, we would not have any history, because Adam would not have known what to do!” Those being honored laugh as Bell continues to pour on the charm. “When us men found out that we could go into a cave, it was a woman [who] said, ‘Nah, you got to put some paintings on the wall, you got to fix it up!’ And for that, women truly have been the motivator for civilization to move forward.”Domed stadium talk dominates the first half of the Council meeting. Councilor Lee Wendell Loder wants to know the source of funds before he’ll commit to a resolution that endorses State Representative John Rogers’ tax plan to fund part of the construction for the all-purpose facility. Noting that Birmingham made financial contributions to Mercedes and Honda though their plants were located in other cities, Loder urges financial support from surrounding cities and counties, who will also benefit due to the “regional attraction” nature of the domed facility and its ostensible positive economic impact. He also wants to “tie all the exhibition space we have in the city, including the Fairgrounds, to the multi-purpose facility, and have some funding to renovate the Fairgrounds and make it what it really should be.” [The Fairgrounds are located in Loder's council district.] Loder also expresses support for the “light rail system” that is scheduled to be discussed later in this morning’s meeting. He notes that the rail system would “be a supplement to the exhibition facility, to Rickwood [Field], to the Fairgrounds,” which would pour money into the western area of town. Loder fails to explain why the rail transit would make a stop at Rickwood Field, but does toss in Visionland as another reason to justify bringing such a transit system to Birmingham. Councilor Gunn endorses Loder’s light rail notions, adding that the airport, whose expansion plans he has angrily questioned, would also be included on the transit route. Councilor Blake reminds Loder that Birmingham citizens voted down a tax-funded domed stadium two years ago. Calling Birmingham the “highest-priced city government in the state of Alabama,” Blake warns that the proposed funding of the domed stadium will “compound the sins of city government in requiring the taxpayers of Birmingham to pay for amenities for the entire community. And it’ll do nothing to stimulate economic growth in the city of Birmingham.”

Although he supports expansion of the Birmingham Jefferson Convention Center complex, Councilor Don MacDermott objects to what he terms a “pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey” approach to expansion, which he defines as “[spending] a little money here, a little money there, building here, building there, and we’ll have a great facility.” He notes that Birmingham is not a “destination city,” such as Chicago, New Orleans, Orlando, and other cities to which Birmingham aspires. Council President Bell responds that the multi-use facility issue before the Council does not include any financial support. Rather, it will simply “clear up that ambiguity as to whether or not we [the Council] have the authority to move forward and even discuss [the dome issue], look at the options, [and] see where the revenues are to fund such an event or activity.” To this Councilor Blake replies, “If I lived in ‘Never Never Land,’ and I could get a domed stadium in Birmingham without the trade-offs and costs, I’d be for it.” Councilor Little notes the “golden opportunities” Birmingham has missed, citing “the airport [and] MAPS” as examples. Little bemoans the “national events” bypassing Birmingham because “we don’t have the facilities nor do we have the rooms and board to put people up.” She explains that the influx of new business and revitalization of existing businesses will result. “Who knows? We surely would probably attract some ‘big team’ to the city of Birmingham.” She urges the Council to send a message of support for a multi-purpose facility to the state legislature. While he supports the “concept” of a multi-purpose facility, Councilor Loder emphasizes, “I don’t buy half-built cars, and I’m not going to take a position on the issue until we get a final product before us. A lot of times we can’t negotiate because we show our hands on issues too early.” The Council votes in favor of the resolution, with Blake and MacDermott casting “no” votes. Loder and Johnson abstain. In closing, Bell adds that he has discussed forming a committee to study the funding of a domed stadium with the Mayor. City Finance Director Mac Underwood and Council Administrator Jarvis Patton are chosen to head up the committee.

Mayor Kincaid requests that Larry Reddick’s mother be allowed to address the Council before he has to leave the council chambers early this morning. Reddick was shot and killed by Birmingham police officer George Montgomery in November 2000 after a scuffle in which Reddick allegedly struck Montgomery with the officer’s baton. Leslie Weaver, Reddick’s mother, remains puzzled as to why her son was shot four times, including a bullet that she believes was fired into his back. An internal investigation concluded that Reddick was not shot in the back. Weaver says she kept her part of the bargain over the past several months by withholding comments while the investigation was going on, but refuses to be quiet any longer, demanding “justice.” She condemns the police department for allowing Montgomery to remain on patrol in the area where the incident occurred. She accuses Jefferson County District Attorney David Barber, who concluded that Officer Montgomery was in the right, of insensitivity. “David Barber tells me I look at TV too much. I don’t look at TV! I look at what he [Barber] gave me on that report. Y’all disrespected me. And you have to live before God, because God said, ‘Vengeance is Mine!’” Weaver says that she expects to be informed of the truth if indeed her son was in the wrong. But if Officer Montgomery is to blame, she wants him punished.

Councilor Little agrees with Weaver that Montgomery should not be patrolling the community where the incident occurred. Little also remains steadfast in her support for a police review board, currently being addressed in the state legislature. She also admits that she believes that “some police officers get on police forces to be bullies, and to bully people!” Councilor Loder also expresses support for the police review board, noting that he personally has not taken a stand on who was to blame in the shooting. Councilor Gunn praises Weaver for addressing the Council, endorsing the police review board, too. “Now that don’t mean the whole police force is wrong,” notes Gunn. “If you got a rat in the barn, you don’t burn the barn down. You get the rat out. And there’s some rats, and you need to get ‘em!”

Councilor Blake also extends sympathy to Weaver, but quickly adds, “We charge about a thousand men and women with the responsibility of upholding the law in the city of Birmingham. We give them a badge, and we give them a gun.” Blake notes that the Mayor, Council, and police chief all “establish policies as to how [police] are to do their duty.” He also adds that police officers put their lives on the line every day. If an officer acts outside the law, he will face the proper consequences, says Blake. But he further notes that there is “no better test of our integrity than whether or not we support their actions” when police act responsibly. Blake explains, “When [police] act according to law and work according to policy, I believe that the Mayor has a moral responsibility. I believe that each member of this Council has a moral responsibility to make a judgement, and everybody has ducked judgement on this one but me, unfortunately, when it comes to public comments.” Councilors Little and Gunn vehemently protest when Blake tells Weaver that her son was to blame in the incident. Blake shakes his head and yells back that the Council is acting “irresponsibly.” He protests Gunn’s labeling of Montgomery as a “rat,” shouting,
“We’ve got a man who followed the law, who did his job and put his life at risk, and you moral cowards won’t back him up because it’s an issue of race! And I am tired of it! Why don’t we just have a policy that white officers can’t go into black districts!”

April 3, 2001

Councilor Little requests that a memorandum from Council President Bell to all councilors regarding “budgetary shortfall” be read into the minutes this morning. In the memo, Bell blames the city’s loss of $20 million in revenues from the Birmingham Water Works Board on Mayor Kincaid for his “failure to execute his duties as administrator, and the ongoing litigation involving the Water Works Board.” Kincaid announces he’ll respond to Bell’s memo next week. The Mayor explains that “the situation in which we find ourselves is a result of a confluence of activities. Neither of us put ourselves in it. [But] we could point fingers.” The Mayor explains in what direction some of the fingers point: “Had the Law Department and the Finance Department been contacted once the judge made his ruling, and we had gone through the proper process, the $20 million would have been transferred before the documents were signed.”Councilor Sandra Little’s main concern is the Roosevelt City fire station budgeted for her district. Kincaid notes his intent to work with the Council, but issues a warning: “Everything has to be on the table. We can not cherry-pick those items that are politically expedient,” pointing out that the Council has almost $600,000 in its consulting budget, a potential area to make up for the financial shortfall. “Probably neither one of us is going to like the final product totally, but at least it will be a joint effort. I think the citizens of Birmingham deserve nothing less,” the Mayor tells Councilor Little. Promptly condemning Kincaid for going on vacation last week while the city was facing news of budget deficits, Little reads from a list, compiled by the Finance Department, of possible budget cuts, including summer youth jobs, the Solid Waste Authority, and the Central Alabama African-American Chamber of Commerce. “And surely the Roosevelt City fire station is on here,” Little notes as she quickly scans the list.

Councilor Jimmy Blake explains that the councilors who “voted to give away the golden goose, the Water Works, got caught with their pants down” for budgeting the unreceived millions once expected from Water Works Board revenue. Blake concedes that
“at one level, the Mayor could have probably been more effective in terms of grabbing that money before it was stolen, given away, however you want to describe it.” The resulting deficit “implies that we are in proration in the city of Birmingham,” notes Blake. “Giving away the Water Works of the city of Birmingham costs the taxpayers of this city $27 million minimum each year, starting at a deficit of $16 million this fiscal year,” argues Blake, who urges the public to elect councilors who will “appoint people to the Water Works Board who will commit to giving us back that most valuable asset.” Blake stresses that such a council pledge must be an “absolute in-blood commitment” that includes the “firing of Charlie Waldrep [attorney representing Water Works Board interests] and all the other people who are pulling strings of the puppets down here on this Council!”

Following unanimous approval by the Council of his resolution for a substantial pay raise for Birmingham policemen and fire fighters, Councilor Blake introduces a resolution proposing phasing out the city’s occupational tax over a 10-year period. Blake calls the tax the “greatest economic stimulus for growth in the rest of Jefferson County that doesn’t have the occupational tax.” Mayor Kincaid addresses Blake’s proposal first, spurring a round of knee-slapping comments. “This borders on being schizophrenic,” says Kincaid as Councilor Gunn giggles uncontrollably. “Just a second ago we had an issue before us where we were talking about increasing the pay of fire and police,” says the Mayor, noting that the pay increase would be “quite a hit on the city’s budget.” Kincaid explains that the occupational tax represents 20 percent of the city’s general fund budget. He notes that “tens of thousands of people converge on the city of Birmingham,” expecting and receiving police and fire protection and “relatively smooth streets” to drive on. “You can’t assault the general fund budget with pay raises on one hand, and on the other hand, start sending out 20 percent of it,” concludes Kincaid.

Requesting that television cameras in the council chambers focus on him, Council President Bell offers the Mayor a wink and big “thumbs up” in agreement. Councilor Little also endorses the Mayor’s comments, laughing, “I think the councilor [Blake] is not schizophrenic. He’s gone crazy now. Just plain ole crazy. And I think he probably pulled his own pants down on this one!” Councilors collapse in fits of laughter. “I don’t know if he’s trying to kill the city of Birmingham or build the city of Birmingham,” says Little as she tries to suppress her own giggles.

Councilor Blake, who also has a resolution on today’s agenda calling for phasing out sales tax on food and groceries over a six-year period, says that he put the proposals regarding the occupational tax, food tax, and pay raises on the agenda to prove a point: “If you give away the Water Works Board, if you give $10 million a year to an ‘upside down fruit bowl [domed stadium],’ and if you give millions to Mercedes, to Honda, you can’t run city government.” Blake pulls his resolution regarding phasing out food and grocery taxes from the agenda.

Councilor Gunn gets the last word on political game playing, noting that Blake is “not the only one who wants to kill this city.” Frowning on the sale of Quinlan Castle this morning for $450,000, Gunn admits that he agreed with the sale only because he had promised to go along with the sale earlier. “That’s a very historical place over there [Quinlan Castle]. And if somebody could get $4.3 million for a hut [presumably a swipe at Blake for the high price he got for selling his mansion in the past year], and we can’t get a million dollars for a castle in Birmingham? And that’s no lie. That’s a castle up there,” scolds Gunn. “It’s not whose head you scratch, but where you itch.” &