Eve of Destruction

Eve of Destruction


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The boys are back in town: The demolition derby returns to Birmingham International Raceway September 3.

Labor Day weekend will feature the glorious return of demolition derby action to Birmingham International Raceway. Grown men will transform junk automobiles into heat-seeking missiles in furious attempts to destroy one another.

Big American cars are the weapons of choice for most demolition derby warriors. Old Cadillacs, Lincoln Continentals, Chrysler Imperials, and Buick Le Sabres that were once driven by grandmothers to the corner market are converted into machines of mass destruction. Cars are frequently customized to match driver agitations: Enlarged photos of ex-wives are a favorite decorative target attached to rear bumpers. (Crashes are administered from the rear to save engines, radiators, etc.)

The front straightaway next to the grandstand at BIR will be drenched in soapy water to add to the challenge. The grand tradition of cheating is admired–just as long as you don’t get caught. To avoid a disabling flat, drivers often secretly fill rear tires with cement (for added weight and traction on the slippery surface), while front tires are injected with styrofoam. Radiators are illegally removed from the engine area, tucked away somewhere in the middle of the automobile for protection. Helmets are required, fire suits suggested, and driving barefoot is discouraged.

Races will be held in the usual Friday night categories for the special Sunday show, which begins at 7 p.m. The demolition derby will be held last. Call 781-2471 for details.

 City Hall — August 28, 2001

By Ed Reynolds

The Birmingham City Council sinks to new depths with an unprecedented round of name-calling and insults. Councilor Jimmy Blake has only a handful of meetings remaining before his eight-year tenure on the council ends, and some council members seem determined to make it an unforgettable time.Veteran activist Reverend Fred Shuttlesworth delivers the morning invocation. Prompted by Cincinnati’s recent racial turmoil, Shuttlesworth is hosting Cincinnati newspaper reporters and photographers doing a story on Birmingham’s Civil Rights legacy. Shuttlesworth notes that he and the reporting crew were denied access to the city jail due to their failure to make prior arrangements. As photos are taken outside the jail, Shuttlesworth laughs at the irony that he could not get into the jail after having spent several nights there decades ago when championing civil rights.

Public Health 101

Mayor Kincaid announces Jefferson County Health Department recommendations for minimizing infection by mosquitoes carrying the West Nile virus: removing old tires, cleaning gutters, avoiding outdoor activities between dusk and dawn, and using proper insect repellent. Kincaid says that Jefferson County will distribute mosquito larvae-killing tablets (to be placed in standing water) at area courthouses, but adds that the county “has not turned to spraying as we have in Birmingham,” partly due to the large area involved. Councilor Pat Alexander warns that a dead bird was found in her district over the weekend, and urges all citizens to refrain from touching the bird. Councilor Blake urges daytime spraying; “Controlling mosquito populations is Public Health 101.” Street and Sanitation Department chief Stephen Fancher replies that the spray is not effective in sunlight, according to the pesticide’s label. “Mosquitoes can breed in a paper cup in a ditch,” warns Fancher, stressing that the public must take an active role to combat the summer nemesis. “All you need is a couple of ounces of stagnant water,” says Fancher. Urging the public not to panic, Blake cautions, “[The mosquito population] is a serious vector of infection. It always has been. It’s probably done more to hurt and kill people than anything else in the world.”Petition numbers affirmed

Probate Judge Mike Bolin confirms the number of signatures [10 percent of registered voters] on petitions for an ordinance that would give Birmingham residents a voice in policy concerning solid waste disposal. Bolin says that the initial petition, received on August 15, did not have the sufficient number of signatures. The deficiency was brought to the attention of the petition committee, as required by law. The necessary number of signatures was collected within the next week. The council can vote the ordinance up or down, but if it votes to reject, the ordinance will appear on the October 9 council election ballot.Council peers into the future

Proposed information management consultant services between the city and Advanced Systems Design, Inc., of Tallahassee, Florida, elicit the ire of Councilor Blake, who asks, “Would somebody tell me what we’re gonna get for this $800,000 in consulting?” Mayoral chief of staff Al Herbert, acting director of the Department of Information Management, explains that the service begins with “an assessment or inventory” of needs to move the city ahead in managing information. The city’s original computer system was installed in the early 1970s on a mainframe platform that is “an antiquated method of programming and using for client-servers,” notes Herbert. The money will also provide a “strategic plan” to educate city employees, as well as a “national search” for a director to replace Herbert on a full-time basis.

Blake, acknowledging that the current administration has not been in place for very long, complains about the inability to access information necessary for city decision-making. According to Blake, the city’s “information management has been trying to squirrel the data and make sure that nobody gets any information about anything.” The councilor urges that bids be taken: “For $800,000 we ought to be able to hire a new department.” Herbert informs Blake that a “request for proposal” [RFP] regarding information management was issued in April 2000, with 14 proposals finally narrowed to three.

Councilor Alexander asks if management information is destined to be privatized, which Herbert denies emphatically. Predicting that council meetings will one day be accessible online, Herbert also foresees access to City Hall via “hand-held pocket recorders.” Blake continues to argue against the consultant expense, noting that the computer business is “the most competitive business in the world,” which causes prices to continually plummet. “If we’ve got 60 people in that [information] department [Herbert confirms the number] and they don’t know what our inventory or needs are, what have they been doing?” Councilor Lee Loder interrupts to explain that the employees have been responding to city concerns on a daily basis by “managing the mainframe we have now.” Blake votes against the proposal, which passes, proposing that the item be delayed “till you-know-what freezes over.”

Adult” cable audit

Councilor Sandra Little continues her weekly challenge against transferring money from “salary surplus” for other city projects. Various city departments will lose a combined $115,000 to the Finance Department’s “Adult” Fees Account in order to fund an audit of the city’s contract with Time Warner Cable. [It's the second week in a row that "adult" has mistakenly appeared in place of the word "audit" on the agenda handout available at each council meeting.] Little supports the cable audit but opposes funding other projects that she feels should not take precedent over problems in her district. Little denounces renovation of City Hall’s cafeteria “when we have a Sneaky Pete’s and a deli across the street!”

Councilor Blake notes with irony that councilors who once endorsed the use of salary surplus dollars for budget shortfalls now protest taking money from salary surplus. Blake does not want to pay “another consultant,” labeling outside hiring as “irrational.” Blake notes, “We’ve got 4,000 plus employees in the city of Birmingham, and I don’t believe we ought to be handing out money to outside people over and over again.” Blake says better television service would be available if Birmingham undertook a bid process for cable service, including more channels being offered “like they do in Montgomery.” Mayor Kincaid responds that the city undertakes a cable franchise audit every three years, with the previous audit uncovering $1.2 million owed the city. The audit is approved after the Mayor requests that “adult” be corrected to read “audit.”

Councilor Aldrich Gunn agrees with Blake that there is a monopoly in Birmingham on cable service. “When you’re competitive, the rates will be lower,” explains Gunn. As he denounces “filth” on television, Gunn condemns the “buck [sic] you!” attitude of cable monopolies.

Blake labels Bell a “fool”

A resolution allowing Council President Bell to enter into an agreement, not to exceed $100,000, with the law firm of Haskell, Slaughter, Young, and Rediker, LLC ignites council tempers. Haskell, Slaughter is representing the council in Mayor Kincaid’s lawsuit seeking to reverse the transfer of assets to the Birmingham Water Works Board. Councilors Loder, Blake, and Johnson oppose the asset transfer, prompting controversy about whether the law firm is representing the entire council’s interests. When Blake asks who is instructing Haskell Slaughter about what action to take, Bell says that he was authorized by the council to do so. The near-weekly feud between Bell and Blake escalates when an irate Bell says debates of attorney fees should include lawyers representing the Mayor. Bell further suggests that discussion should extend to money Blake made off the sale of his house. “No matter how much you talk, it still does not rise to the level of $2.2 million that certain people received for their home after trying to force us to deal with American Water [Blake's choice to privately manage the Water Works],” says Bell, adding that Blake’s house was not worth that much. Bell continues to interrupt Blake, explaining that Blake sold his home so he could move to a house on the Warrior River. When Blake demands that the interruptions cease, Bell says he is treating Blake the way Blake treats others. Blake defends the selling of his home as entirely appropriate, challenging anyone to show that he has benefitted from his eight years on the council, as he claims other councilors have. After several more interruptions by Bell, Blake shouts, “You’re out of order, you fool!” As the two continue to spar verbally about who has the floor, Bell promises to admit that he is indeed out of order if Blake will pledge never to interrupt councilors again. Blake finally smiles and says, “Well, spank your own pee-pee, then!” Giggles circulate through the audience, and the insult is later replayed on the evening news.

September 4, 2001

February referendum expenses again denied

Councilor Bill Johnson remains disturbed that Birmingham citizens are losing rights due to the council’s refusal to pay election expenses of the February referendum vote concerning the fate of Water Works assets. “We work for the citizens, not the other way around. And they have the ultimate veto power over what we do here at the council. And I think not paying for this is a continuous slap in the face to the citizens of this city.” Councilor Little continues to cite advice from council attorneys to refrain from paying for the referendum until litigation is over. “I think it would be very stupid of me not to [follow the council attorneys' advice],” Little surmises. City Attorney Tamara Johnson’s opinion has not changed, explaining that the expenses are required to be paid, according to law. Councilor Blake notes that 85 percent of those who voted in the referendum want the assets transfer to the Water Works Board denied. Blake reminds the council chambers that initiatives and referendum [which generated the referendum action] is the way Bull Connor was removed when Birmingham switched from a commission-style government to the present mayor-council form.

Councilor Gunn says one of the worst things that has ever happened to him was his visit to court [the first in his life, according to Gunn] last week “for disposition [deposition]” regarding the Mayor’s lawsuit to reverse the asset transfer. Gunn mistakenly alludes to Blake’s presence on the Election Commission when the February referendum was approved. He also suggests that Councilor Blake is currently on the Election Commission illegally since Council President Bell has not officially declared himself a candidate. [The Election Commission consists of the mayor, council president, and city attorney.] Blake corrects Gunn, stating that Bell was on the Election Commission when the February referendum was approved. “I don’t think the public properly appreciates the brilliance of Mr. Aldrich Gunn,” says Blake: “Mr. Gunn’s job, which he does brilliantly, is to talk so long and about so many different things, that you forget what we were supposed to be talking about.” Mayor Kincaid corrects Gunn, indicating that Blake’s appointment to the Election Commission is consistent with state law since Bell has said he is a candidate. Bell argues that he has not filed a declaration of candidacy, and denies that he has raised any money [a candidacy is official once $1,000 has been raised]. “I will immediately resign my position on the Election Commission with great glee and enthusiasm for the future of this city,” Blake promises, if Bell agrees to sign an affidavit indicating that he will not be a candidate in the October council election. &

 

City Hall — July 31, 2001

City Hall

 

July 31, 2001

Airport Authority budget faces more scrutiny before approval

Controversy rages around accusations of “secret” Airport Authority board meetings centering on budgets and future plans of the Birmingham International Airport. Today is the final showdown. Councilor Bill Johnson wants $3 million of the airport’s operating budget profit to be partly designated for noise mitigation and neighborhood improvements. Johnson praises the removal from the capital budget of a $10 million line item for a controversial parallel runway, but asks why the runway remains in the airport master plan.

Airport Authority executive director Al Denson says immediate plans focus on development other than the parallel runway construction, but admits that the new runway, which would wipe out East Lake neighborhoods, is still a long-range consideration. Alternatives to the parallel runway must be examined, urges Johnson, as East Lake Park and 1,100 homes would be leveled in the construction of the runway. Johnson asks that the parallel east-west runway be removed from the master plan, explaining that airport consultants had earlier noted there was plenty of time to study other options. When asked why the air carrier apron [the area around the terminal where planes are parked] rehabilitation jumped $5 million while the proposed extension of Runway 24 skyrocketed $13 millon in two months, Denson explains that earlier cost estimates for the air carrier apron increased after bids were received. As for extension of Runway 24, early figures were “very, very preliminary numbers” that have since been updated, according to Denson. Johnson is concerned at the high percentage of cost underestimates by consultants. “I know y’all know what the land looks like,” notes Johnson, still baffled by the cost surge. “But we’re just basically talking about pouring concrete [in] some places.” The councilor asks that further budgets include line items addressing what the airport will do to abate noise problems.

Councilor Lee Wendell Loder requests that the council be allowed to monitor any future talk of the parallel runway since the council approves airport budgets anyway. Loder asks what to expect if air traffic capacity is reached without additional runway space. Denson says that options must always be available, then offers this contradictory statement: “I would hope that we start putting more emphasis over the next 10 years on projects that can truly be a major benefit to this city rather than bargain and put a lot of synergies and energies into something that’s 10 or 20 years out.”

Gunn flip flops as he skips across East Lake Park

Insisting that his initial concern was the well-being of East Lake residents, Councilor Aldrich Gunn says that he never intended to “tear up the Airport Authority’s program for expansion.” Gunn applauds the Authority for its cooperation, noting, “I think you met me more than halfway.” The senior councilor’s recent enlightenment on the airport’s future came to him on a trek north to study Chicago’s O’Hare Airport. “I saw a presentation that gave me a whole, complete, new revelation about what we are doing,” reveals Gunn. The councilor suddenly focuses his attention on photos of past city leaders covering the back wall of the council chambers as he searches for the perfect metaphor. “If I’m looking at those pictures on that wall, and my vision stops at those pictures, I’ve missed the purpose of the airport,” Gunn philosophizes. The councilor explains that one day flights from Birmingham to Tokyo will take no longer than flights from Birmingham to Los Angeles. “We can not wait until that technology is here to start planning for it,” he warns, adding that adequate runways will be needed to land aircraft of the future. Gunn says that what finally changed his mind on airport expansion was the need for nonstop flights from Germany to Birmingham because of the Mercedes plant near Tuscaloosa. “Now I have a broader horizon of what is happening,” Gunn concludes.

Councilor Sandra Little says her main concern in the airport hoopla is the neighborhoods. “You all have degrees in aviation, so I look for your recommendations,” Little says admiringly as she addresses Al Denson. “You have people that do studies, and you pay a large amount of dollars for these studies.”

Expressing confusion about “how the Airport Authority does business,” Councilor Jimmy Blake pursues ongoing concern that budget changes were made in secret. Denson can not give Blake the dates of public meetings where budget increases were discussed, but insists that he acted promptly and responsibly in reporting escalating costs to the Airport Authority board. Blake continues to call the Authority’s action illegal, referring to the budget as an “abortion of the law.” The councilor is alarmed that “quasi-governmental bodies too often feel like their job is to scam the public.” Blake says that anyone who understands the Authority’s intent on the controversial parallel runway is “a mind-reader.” Blake condemns the Authority and those on the council who are ready to “rubber-stamp” the airport budget, chiding them for not holding proper public debate and therefore rendering the public “irrelevant.” He accuses the Airport Authority of keeping runway plans secret in order to drive down property values so that the properties could be later purchased at depreciated prices. The “ambiguity” of the plans is just like putting guns to the heads of residents, says Blake as he explains that selling homes is impossible when no one knows the fate of neighborhoods threatened by possible expansion. “Look, I’m not going to be here after October, thank goodness,” notes Blake angrily. “But folks, this is what [kind of] leadership the city of Birmingham has. A council, an airport authority, a school board . . . every organization thinks that the public should not know what they’re doing. And that’s going on daily!” Councilor Pat Alexander, who serves on the Airport Authority board, refuses Blake’s request that neighborhood residents be allowed to speak, noting that this is not a public hearing. The Airport Authority budget is approved over objections from Loder, Blake, and Johnson. Councilor Don MacDermott is absent.

August 7, 2001

Racial stereotypes

The city’s Park and Recreation swim team, made up of swim teams from across the city, is recognized for medals won in recent competition. Council President William Bell calls the team’s success a “miracle” considering the lack of swim training available to inner-city children. Team officials praise the swimmers for “competing effectively against over-the-mountain teams.” Mildred Kidd, team statistician, says it’s time swimmers got the recognition basketball players get. Kidd praises the children for medals won competing against year-round programs with indoor pools. “Everybody knows we exist. We don’t come in last in anything,” Kidd notes proudly. “A lot of people don’t know that black children swim. I’m gonna go ahead and be honest about it.” [For the record, the team includes a few white children.] Bell presents a check to the program so that the swimming coach can secure adequate instructional training to properly prepare the team for next season. “Come on up here, Ms. Kidd. You weren’t shy in my office when you were asking [for financial help],” laughs Bell as he hands her the money.

The other Birmingham

Councilor Don MacDermott salutes a pair of British business students from Birmingham, England, visiting the city to research a retail business project they’re studying back home. The Summitt, of course, was included on the research spree, as was the Galleria and Bruno’s food stores, which one of the pair calls a “forward-thinking supermarket.” The council is amused by the students’ enunciation of the word “Birmingham.” The Brits note their surprise at the city’s warmth considering that their New York hosts warned them about the dangers of the South. The welcome mat rolled out by the city upon the students’ arrival at the bus station across the street from City Hall was greatly appreciated after their 22-hour bus ride, the students note. They are presented with keys to the city.

God’s Gangster rides again

“The Frank Matthews Show,” the city’s latest summer political charade, fizzles and pops dramatically as the controversial Matthews, a Birmingham radio personality, reels off a list of perceived local enemies at meeting’s end. Presented as a pit bull prelude to October council elections purportedly in an effort to gain support for Jefferson County Citizens Coalition candidates [including his own possible bid for Bill Johnson's seat], Matthews has created furor with recent newspaper and radio ads bearing his name that lash out at the Cahaba River Society. Known as “God’s Gangster,” Matthews, who has personally asked that he be quoted in this space because of “all that stuff I say” when addressing the council at the end of each meeting, attacks those who question his methods and motivations. Matthews defends the validity of his urban projects, some of which have been approved to receive city funds. The community and political rabble rouser berates Mayor Kincaid for comments made on local talk radio, accusing Kincaid of spending too much time running for selective offices. “I am highly offended!” thunders Matthews, addressing councilors who question the validity of his allegedly offering GED programs through his crusade to aid inner-city youth. “When I did take the GED program, I took it in Colorado, and I made one of the highest scores of anybody who ever took the test in Colorado!” Matthews also notes that he graduated from a ministerial school in San Diego. “I’ve read the Oxford Dictionary, numerous encyclopedias, New American Standard dictionaries, and I can word-play just like our illustrious ‘wanna-be.’” He does not clarify who he is referring to as a “wanna-be.” Matthews takes issue with suggestions by some councilors that he was using city money to finance recent anti-Cahaba River Society ads, and denies that he is the pawn for political shenanigans, as suggested in this publication’s previous issue. “[Black & White] is used for outhouse toilet paper,” bellows Matthews angrily. “They got my name all in it! It could be used for the wall dressing for an outhouse. That’s the appropriate place for the Black & White !” &

 

Apocalypse Now

Jaws dropped and heads shook in disbelief as a helicopter carrying District Two City Council candidate Frank Matthews descended to a crowd of approximately 150. Sunday, August 12 was the official kick-off of Matthews’ campaign at his Oporto-Madrid headquarters in East Lake, and the candidate known
as “God’s Gangster” made an entrance few will forget.

The event was a thinly-disguised Jefferson County Citizens Coalition rally, with former Mayor Richard Arrington and councilors Sandra Faye Little, Aldrich Gunn, Leroy Bandy, and Pat Alexander basking in the political glow. Little praised Matthews for “continuously putting his life on the line,” while Arrington bemoaned the poor leadership that has “everything bogged down at city hall.” Teenaged campaign workers circulated through the audience soliciting donations as the faithful dined on ribs, chicken, and watermelon.

Candidate Matthews finally emerged, shouting “Que pasa, amigos!” Behind him two youths held aloft a huge sign laminated with newspaper headlines touting Matthews’ community activism. A Spanish interpreter to his left tried in vain to keep up with Matthews’ evangelical fervor.

“I like being in the air. That way I’m closer to God!” Matthews bragged about his entrance to shouts of “Amen!” from the crowd, half its original size now that food had been eaten. Over the next 20 minutes Matthews praised the Jefferson County Citizens Coalition for “electing more officials in Alabama than
any other organization,” pledged to “take the door off the hinges” in his council office at city hall if elected, and promised a designer clothing outlet in District Two so “you ladies won’t have to go to Cullman and Boaz!”

As a dilapidated wagon harnessed to a Clydesdale waited to whisk Matthews from the rally, the candidate shook hands with rabid supporters, whose numbers had dwindled to less than 50. A zealous devotee who had commandeered the microphone shouted, “People say Frank Matthews is crazy! Frank, if you’re crazy, stay crazy!”

Soul Man

 


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Soul singer Clarence Carter appears Thursday, July 12 at Spanky’s on Valley.

Southern rhythm and blues strutted with mischievous swagger on backroads between Memphis and Muscle Shoals in the ’60s and early ’70s. Frequently touted as “soul music” before disco steered the term soul straight into a mirror ball-lit ditch, rhythm and blues slowly lost its sense of direction along those feel-good blacktops once the neon was shut off outside sleazy motels, chitlin’ shacks, and juke joints. Clarence Carter, however, has never detoured from those little-known backroads. He continues to entertain hidden nightspots with his resonant baritone, lecherous chuckle, and sweet, bare-bones guitar picking. Lewd as ever, Carter still sings of loving other men’s wives, relishing his bawdy role as the Devil tempting women beyond all restraints of self-control.

In the mid-’60s, Clarence Carter hooked up with Rick Hall at Fame Studios in Muscle Shoals, where renowned soul producer Jerry Wexler signed Carter to Atlantic Records’ stable of R&B acts. Carter jumped onto the Top Ten charts with “Slip Away” in 1968, followed by “Patches” in 1970, his biggest pop hit. Blind since birth, Carter built a career narrating “cheatin’ and sneakin’” songs laced with sexual obsession and lascivious infidelity. Titles such as “Dark End of the Street,” “Back Door Santa,” “Doin’ Our Thing,” and “Take It Off Him and Put It On Me” suggest a lifetime of romantic pleasures. He scored his last major hit in 1993 with the overtly nasty “Strokin’.”

It’s been said that the beginning of the end for soul music began when Otis Redding’s plane crashed in 1967. While Redding’s death was a blow R&B never quite shook off, soul singers hung in the ring many more years with champs like Wilson Pickett, Solomon Burke, Arthur Alexander, and Joe Tex belting out timeless R&B in obscure clubs across America. Bruised and aging, soul music is still a powerful and beautiful thing to behold. And Clarence Carter is still standing.

 Clarence Carter will perform at Spanky’s on Valley on Thursday, July 12. Tickets are $25. Call 945-1414 for details.

Voting place confusion — July 17, 2001

City Hall

July 17, 2001

Voting place confusion

Mayor Kincaid announces a special meeting of the Election Commission to examine the designation of polling places in conjunction with the new council redistricting plan. The commission had added 19 additional polling places, but Jerry Wilson, consultant for Reapportionment Group 2000, the organization which drew new council district boundaries, was concerned that new polling places might cause confusion among voters. Wilson suggests that former polling places be kept intact, but the Mayor notes two “abhorrent things” regarding his request: Some polling places are outside the jurisdiction of Birmingham, which means city police could not be dispatched if needed. The other problem is that some polling places are now split boxes, holding two districts ballots.

Council President William Bell condemns the “rumor mill” as he denies responsibility for sending voters across the city to new polling places, creating enough confusion to discourage voting [Local political observers note that the Jefferson County Citizen's Coalition, which has endorsed Bell in the past, desires low turnout, confident that they can get their supporters to the polls.] Bell stresses that only the Election Commission makes such decisions. He also notes that past elections have included both polling places outside of Birmingham and split boxes.

Councilor Little says it is her understanding that the county is responsible for security problems at polling places. However, City Clerk Paula Smith explains that county law enforcement is only involved when city and county elections are held jointly.

Airport Authority compliance with “sunshine laws” questioned

Councilor Pat Alexander delays a resolution adopting the 2001-2002 capital and operating budgets of the Birmingham Airport Authority for two weeks. Councilor Johnson praises removal of the controversial $10 million that had been left in the revised version of the airport budget for a new runway. [The proposed parallel runway was the centerpiece of controversial future plans for airport expansion. It has been widely reported that representatives of the Airport Authority had indefinitely suspended immediate plans for the new runway, which called into question why $10 million was retained in the budget for expansion.] Johnson questions why other items in the budget rose “rather substantially” in the past three months, including a $5.5 million increase for the air carrier apron rehabilitation and $13 million increase for extension of Runway 24 [east-west runway]. Councilor Alexander, who serves on the Airport Authority, does not respond to Johnson’s queries about reasons for the increases. Councilor Blake protests that budget changes by the Airport Authority were not discussed in public. “It makes me wonder if they’re [Airport Authority] having secret meetings, which would be illegal,” says Blake. Alexander immediately snaps back, “We don’t have ‘secret meetings,’ Mr. Blake!” When Blake asks how the budget changes were approved, Alexander explains that the changes came from council finance committee meetings, which she says were all open to the public. Blake does not budge. “I’m gonna be very hesitant to support any budget that’s done behind closed doors and not in the public view,” he insists, as the audience in the council chambers applauds. “We’ve got too many signs of arrogance among boards and agencies in the city of Birmingham . . . and we need to stop that.”

Johnson questions why the council does not have power to amend the Airport Authority budget since the council does have the power to approve or disapprove the budget. City Attorney Tamara Johnson explains that the lease assignment and operating agreement between the city and Airport Authority states that only the Airport Authority can make budget changes. Councilor Johnson questions the city attorney’s interpretation, but the city attorney explains that the council is limited to only making budget suggestions. Councilor Blake ends the discussion when he notes that the Airport Authority has no budget without council approval.

Mosquito patrol ready for action

Councilor Blake addresses the severity of mosquitoes in the Birmingham area this summer. Street and Sanitation Department head Stephen Fancher says that the city has been spraying since early spring, both in regularly highly-infested neighborhoods and upon request. Fancher notes, however, that neighborhoods will not be sprayed when residents with health problems and “bee-keepers” ask the city to refrain. Councilor Don MacDermott praises Street and Sanitation for spraying the same day that his district’s residents made requests. Councilor Blake asks what type of insecticide the city currently uses, but Fancher explains that a new chemical is being used this summer, and he is not sure what the pesticide actually is.

Voting machine, ballot vendors continue to demand payment

The saga rages on regarding payment for providers of voting machines and ballots in the February 2001 referendum in which voters decided to give the public a voice in who should control Water Works assets. [Judge Art Hanes, Jr. ruled in the council's favor returning the assets to the Water Works Board, a decision Mayor Kincaid has challenged in court.] Kincaid notes that the Election Commission [which then included Kincaid, Council President Bell, and City Attorney Johnson] unanimously approved the referendum, making it legal. Councilor Little continues to call the referendum a “political game,” condemning Kincaid for past references to the referendum as a “pre-council election.” She says that it’s up to the Mayor to find the money to pay the bills. Kincaid replies that his referral to the referendum as a precursor to the October council elections does not mean the council can ignore the costs in holding such a referendum. Reiterating that the Election Commission approved the referendum, Kincaid notes, “Even though you didn’t like the outcome, you still have to pay it. Just as you’ll have to pay the bill for the October 9 [council election] whether you like the outcome or not.” Kincaid supporters in the audience voice loud approval.

An angry Councilor Johnson rebukes comments that the council should avoid paying the referendum’s costs out of fear that legal positions regarding Kincaid’s court challenge would be jeopardized. “The legal position that the city is jeopardizing is whether or not we live in a Banana Republic!” Johnson notes with obvious disgust. He admonishes councilors for ignoring “initiatives and referendum” as provided by state law that allows such referendums to take place when 10 percent of registered voter’s signatures are collected via petition.

July 24, 2001

Bobby Frank Cherry

Mayor Kincaid praises the peaceful tone of protests currently being held each morning in front of the Criminal Justice Building in downtown Birmingham. The protests focus on Judge James Garrett’s recent ruling that 16th Street Baptist Church bombing suspect Bobby Frank Cherry is incompetent to stand trial for murder. Kincaid is dismayed that “a Rule 11 technicality has shifted the burden of proof about the competency [of Cherry] onto the state.” The Mayor expresses hope that other opinions will be heard regarding Cherry’s mental faculties at the August hearing.

A coalition of local pastors and community leaders addresses the Cherry issue. “All of us got a virus, and it’s the Cherry virus. If you love justice, then you ought to have it to!” says Reverend Hagler. Local Nation of Islam representative William Mohammed calls the judge’s ruling “the irony of ironies,” and condemns the Justice Department because it “kept murderers from justice for 38 years,” and now calls Cherry incompetent.

Irate resident calls mobile home park “undesirable”

Birmingham resident Ethyl Hollaway complains to the city council about the “25 mobile homes of undesirable tenants” in the mobile home park where she resides. Hollaway says she is plagued with “five major illnesses” which make the loud music played in mobile home yards there intolerable. The elderly resident also complains about beer drinking in front of some homes. “It’s a shame and a disgrace where I have to live, and I’m too old to move,” says Hollaway. She adds that her undesirable neighbors “have no respect for me or my country!” Police Chief Mike Coppage says the residents in question are not violating noise ordinances, and confine beer drinking to their own yards. Coppage notes that the complaints have been checked out at all hours, day and night. He adds that the community is largely Hispanic, and says no one else has complained.

Persistent mosquitoes

Councilor Aldrich Gunn requests that the Street and Sanitation Department spray for mosquitoes in his district. Gunn is especially concerned about dead birds recently discovered in Collegeville, fearing possibilities that the West Nile virus that recently found in Georgia has invaded Birmingham. [The virus is transmitted from birds to humans via mosquitoes.] Gunn says it appears the birds “just fell over” and died. The councilor explains that the birds have been properly refrigerated until further examination for the virus by experts. Councilor Lee Loder warns that he heard such birds should not be touched, but Gunn says proper protection was taken in retrieving the dead birds. Councilor Blake urges the city to secure outside help if needed to combat the excessive number of mosquitoes infesting Birmingham this summer. “It’s a serious public health issue, not to mention just a hell of a nuisance,” says Blake. Street and Sanitation head Stephen Fancher says city-wide spraying is currently being employed, noting that it takes two weeks to spray the entire city with the four trucks available. Councilor Pat Alexander urges all citizens to simply stay indoors. &

The Original Tree-Huggers

By Ed Reynolds


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Franklin D. Roosevelt touring the South in 1932.

The next time you’re hiking a winding trail in the Appalachians, sunning yourself on Florida beaches, or casting for bream in crystal lakes surrounded by giant oak trees in Alabama state parks, take a moment to reflect on the 3,463,766 men who planted 2.5 billion trees, restocked 972 million fish, improved 3,462 beaches, and forged 13,100 trails across America between 1933 and 1942.

Two days after his presidential inauguration, Franklin D. Roosevelt started a program called the Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC), the most popular experiment to emerge from his New Deal. Designed to counter rampant unemployment and economic despair that had resulted from the Great Depression, the CCC was born out of Roosevelt’s Emergency Conservation Work Act. With 13,600,000 unemployed in America in 1933, fear of losing a generation of idle young men to the ravages of poverty instigated nationwide approval of the program. The program was supported by 67 percent of the Republicans, 95 percent of California, and even the Soviet Union, which praised the CCC for its “socialistic” leanings. Roosevelt’s original goal had been the enlistment of 500,000 men ages 18 to 25 to save America’s wilderness from two centuries of apathy and neglect. That number increased six-fold before the program ended during World War II.

Roosevelt did not want to establish new bureaucracies, but to utilize existing governmental departments. The departments of Interior and Agriculture were responsible for work projects, while the Labor Department was in charge of selection of CCC applicants. Logistics were an immediate problem; most of the work projects were out west despite unemployment being highest in the eastern United States. Roosevelt chose the U.S. Army to oversee training and transport of workers from induction centers to the 4,500 camps that functioned as living quarters. Camps existed in every state, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands. Camps were run like Army barracks, with World War I veterans in charge of each work platoon. Workers (dubbed grunts) earned $30 a month, $25 of which was automatically sent home as part of the effort to revitalize the country. By 1939, the monthly rate jumped to $50, $42 of which was garnished. One CCC veteran laughs now at the hard times. “Our assistant leader [of the platoon] was a loan shark. He’d advance you 25 cents, but you had to pay him back 50 cents on payday,” the elderly fellow laughs. “Times were lean, though, and corners had to be cut. When you went to the dentist, you only got painkillers when they were extracting teeth. Got nothing when they drilled for fillings. It was horrible,” he smiles.

The numbers tell the story. The CCC saved 814,000 acres of grazing land, built 125,000 miles of roads, created 52,000 acres of campground and 800 state parks, constructed 32,149 wildlife shelters, and erected 1,865 drinking fountains.

There will be a reunion for CCC veterans beginning at 9 a.m. Saturday, July 28, at Desoto State Park near Fort Payne. According to park officials, fewer show up each summer for the gathering, as CCC vets are a vanishing breed. The reunion is free. It should be a wonderful way to spend a Saturday, eavesdropping on post-Depression memories of tall tales spun and friendships forged while a generation introduced America to conservation. Call 256-845-0051 for details.

City Hall — July 3, 2001

City Hall

July 3, 2001 

Real men invest in pink 

Alabama State Representative John Rogers snags first place in Councilor Pat Alexander’s “Real Men Can Cook” contest. “Let me tell you ’bout my sauce!” brags Rogers. “It comes from a Hindu monk in the Himalaya Mountains [councilors laugh loudly]. It’s been marinatin’ for 365 days. . . . It’s a time-honored recipe, so it’s the best you ever tasted in your whole life!” howls Rogers as he thanks the council for the award. Mayor Bernard Kincaid quips, “With some of these tall fish stories, this should have been a weigh-in.” Kincaid seizes the moment to herald men in the kitchen as positive male role models for Birmingham youth. “Can I have the Pepto Bismol franchise?” Council President William Bell asks Councilor Alexander. “You know, somebody got to make a little money outta this deal!” The council again erupts in laughter.

Peace on Richard Arrington Jr. Boulevard

Reverend Abraham Woods says that recent attempts to remove former mayor Richard Arrington’s name from the one-way thoroughfare previously known as 21st Street
“would certainly have made all of us poorer.” Calling the legal challenge by businesses along Richard Arrington Jr. Boulevard “the essence of disrespect,” Woods proudly announces that a peace accord has been struck. [The businesses filed suit over the name change because of difficulty receiving mail and inordinate expenses incurred in reprinting letterheads, envelopes, etc.] An agreement was approved by postal officials, according to Woods, who says that businesses will receive mail regardless of whether the new or old street address is used. “The document was signed by business leaders of the white community which had this lawsuit in court!” declares Woods, noting the lawsuit will be stopped according to the recent agreement. Woods can’t resist the opportunity to “take a crack” at Councilor Jimmy Blake, a frequent nemesis. The reverend condemns Blake for accusing Woods of “always playing the race card,” which Woods denies ever doing. “Not only can good men cook, but good men can go to the meeting room. And they can sit down and they can discuss in a positive way their differences!” Woods rants with religious fervor. Calling Blake his favorite councilor, Woods remarks, “It is always better to work things out in the suite than to work ‘em out in the street!”

Jesus, prostitutes, and truckstop etiquette

A request by Mount Moriah Baptist Church for the re-zoning of land it owns on the Bankhead Highway (Highway 78) meets a barrage of protests from the Smithfield Estates Neighborhood Association. The property was formerly the site of Burgess Nursing Home, which is presently unoccupied. The re-zoning would allow construction of what has been called a convenience store by those in favor. But neighborhood residents argue that the 5.2 acre plot would be a truckstop. [The controversial site lies in the midst of commercial development on Highway 78.] Donald Blankenship, counsel for D & D Oil Company, which operates as Cowboy’s stores in parts of Alabama and Georgia, says that the store would be a “10 to 12 gasoline pump” station. Blankenship notes that the stretch of road in proximity to the proposed site on Highway 78 between Pratt Highway and Cherry Avenue carries approximately 46,000 vehicles per day, according to the Birmingham Regional Planning Commission. “So it will be some type of commercial or industrial development [in the future],” explains Blankenship, who denies that the convenience store will be a truckstop. He cites the locale as “the perfect place for a gasoline station.”

A contingent of neighborhood residents protests crime and the loss of property values that accompany truckstops, including the “loss of family flavor of the neighborhood.” One resident, whose property is adjacent to the proposed site, says her home has already been the target of crimes four times. “Historically, convenience stores have been a mecca for [prostitution and drugs],” she says while reeling off a list of recently failed businesses in the area.

Neighborhood resident Billy Baldwin echoes others’ gripes about the disturbing sound of “air-brakes” as he voices traffic concerns. “This is the main route for the 18-wheeler traffic from Memphis to Birmingham to Atlanta. We’re already listening to the screeching of the wheels and everything!” Baldwin says as he points to the plethora of convenience stores in close proximity. “If there was a need for this, we wouldn’t squawk!”

Highway 78 business owner Doug Reid of Doug Reid Autoplex explains how much pride he has in the local community where he conducts business. Noting that he’s a Christian, Reid says he’s proud of today’s council meeting. “I heard God mentioned here more than I do at church!” The auto dealer points out that traffic in the area is a problem. “I’ve seen seven people killed at that red light [intersection of Cherry Avenue and Pratt Highway] in the 15 years I’ve been there,” says Reid, who says that most of the carnage is caused by trucks running the intersection’s traffic light. He also condemns prostitution as a “terrible, terrible problem in the area,” admitting that he calls the police every day to report hookers. “Yesterday there was a prostitute in the middle of the highway flagging down trucks! Sometimes I’m ashamed to tell people where my business is located,” bemoans Reid as he recalls television stations doing stories on prostitution near his autoplex. He quickly blames truckstops for the surge in prostitution and drugs. “I pick up needles and condoms off my lot nearly everyday.” Reid warns that when police respond to robberies, the suspects will seek refuge in the homes of neighborhood residents. Reverend Tommy Lewis joins the truckstop opposition, recalling the excitement in the community when it was first reported that a church was to be built on the nursing home site. The delirium quickly turned to disappointment when Lewis discovered that “we want to trade Christ for a cowboy!” He gravely warns, “It’s our neighborhood today; it could be your neighborhood tomorrow.” The council votes against the re-zoning.

 

July 10, 2001Roosevelt City fire station continues to smolder at city hall

Councilor Sandra Little requests that Roosevelt City residents be allowed to address the Mayor this morning regarding the continued delay in construction on the controversial Roosevelt City fire station that was included in the council’s amended budget. Mayor Kincaid says he must leave early this morning to attend a funeral but will be glad to meet with the group in his office at a later date. Council President Bell grants Little a “point of personal privilege” and allows Roosevelt City residents to address the council. The Mayor promptly leaves the council chambers as resident Brenda Jennings speaks first. Jennings tells of an elderly, wheelchair-confined woman who recently died in a house fire in Roosevelt City. The woman’s home was secured by burglar bars, so neighbors were unable to help her as they called 911. According to Jennings, by the time the fire department arrived 20 minutes later, the woman’s cries for help had ceased. “The only thing [the fire department] could do was to put out the fire and remove her charred body,” explains Jennings. She says if Mayor Kincaid is not concerned for the welfare of all citizens, “maybe he should not have that seat he’s sitting in.” Jennings adds, “That fire station has been a dream of our grandparents, our great-grandparents, and our parents.”

Roosevelt City community leader Eddie Turner threatens to sue the Mayor for failure to build the station, condemning Kincaid for ignoring the council’s veto that provides for funds for the station’s construction. “Kincaid is not a dictator. This is America; this is a democracy!” Turner protests angrily. Councilor Sandra Little gives the history of the proposed fire station: $1 million for the station was put in place by former Mayor Richard Arrington, and the land was secured under interim-Mayor Bell’s brief tenure. Little urges the neighborhood to pursue the issue in court, noting that litigation is frequently Kincaid’s method of operation.

Church continues to protest $2,500 lawn care bill

Representatives from Mercy Seat Baptist Church in Ensley, Councilor Leroy Bandy’s district, claim they received no notice from the city regarding a $2,500 fee paid to a contractor to cut the grass on church property in Wylam. Three certified letters warning the church to clean up the property were sent in the fall of 1999, according to a representative of the Street and Sanitation Department. Three bids of $2,500, $3,000, and $3,500 were also received. Defending the church, Councilor Bandy says that sometimes notes on doors are removed by passersby. Councilor Aldrich Gunn, a former letter carrier, argues that postal carriers always place mail in mailboxes, sparking a brief flare of tempers between the two councilors. A church representative explains that the church was billed for $175 by the city in 1994 for having the grass cut, and is baffled at the sudden cost escalation for lawn care. Councilor Don MacDermott is mystified at the church’s failure to pick up its mail. MacDermott notes the dangerous precedent that will be set if the church is not forced to pay. “If we tell everybody in this city that they can ignore certified mail, and we forgive [the church] on this payment, then we’re going to have to do it for everybody . . . We’re going to have overgrown lots [everywhere]. The city’s going to become the lawn boy for everybody in cutting lots,” MacDermott warns. Bandy argues that other items of similar nature are treated differently, appalled at the exorbitant price of cutting grass. “The church has no reason to lie [about not receiving the notices],” says Bandy. Councilor Lee Loder examines photos of the property, noting extensive growth. Councilor Gunn admits there are hardships on churches, but reminds that rules and regulations still exist. Gunn remains adamant that the church should have heeded the notices. He suggests letting the church pay the debt off in installments. Finance Department interim head Michael Johnson says payment plans are rare at city hall. Councilor Bandy wants to “knock the price down.” Gunn laughs and tells Bandy he’ll have to talk to the contractor about that. The council votes the church must pay, with Gunn, MacDermott, Loder, and Johnson leading the majority. [Bell left before the vote, so four votes were enough for a majority.]

July job freeze

 

Citizen Adolphus Johnson condemns Mayor Kincaid’s plan to freeze city hiring due to recent budget deficits. “We freeze meat and non-perishable [sic] items,” says Johnson. “We do not freeze people’s abilities to take care of their homes!” Johnson says that if there is a freeze, all the relatives, friends, and church members affiliated with Kincaid should be examined for the positions for which they were hired, as many are unqualified, according to Johnson. &

Brian Wilson’s Big Night Out

July 4, 7 p.m., on the TNT cable channel.

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Brian Wilson’s renowned songwriting abilities have ensconced his name among the giants of popular American music. Wilson addressed a generation drunk on the celebration of life but lost in a land of alienation and self-doubt. Appropriately, the former Beach Boy penned stunningly melodic twists on standard three-chord rock ‘n’ roll while revealing through achingly beautiful ballads an unparalleled grasp of loneliness and fear.

On July 4, TNT premieres An All-Star Tribute to Brian Wilson, a concert taped at Radio City Music Hall. Featured in the telecast is an ensemble of performers and actors saluting Wilson through interpretations of his songs and anecdotes about the power of his music on their respective lives.

The tribute opens with the Harlem Boys Choir singing in celestial harmony on “Our Prayer” from the 1968 Beach Boys album 20/20. The show immediately descends into embarrassingly sacrilegious performances of “California Girls” and “Help Me Rhonda” by Ricky Martin, whose shameless mugging and inane gestures make one pine for Mike Love’s endless summer of onstage charades. Paul Simon’s version of “Surfer Girl” is predictably boring. Simon has an uncanny knack for rerouting gorgeous melodies down his own improvisational jazz-influenced alleys.

The Go-Go’s finally coax the sun back onto the stage with a bare-bones, loud guitar rave-up of “Surf City” as singer Belinda Carlisle’s shimmering hips and guitarist Jane Wiedlin’s green hair inject a blast of rock ‘n’ roll that easily obscures the quartet’s penchant for singing flat. David Crosby, songwriting legend Jimmy Webb (“Wichita Lineman,” “By the Time I Get to Phoenix), and an impossibly sexy Carly Simon offer a haunting rendition of “In My Room.”

The big surprise of the evening is Vince Gill, introduced by David Crosby as the “purest and best voice in all of popular music.” Gill’s version of “Warmth of the Sun,” written by Wilson and Mike Love hours after the assassination of JFK, is nothing less than angelic. Billy Joel relates an endearing generation gap story about his teenage daughter Alexa’s discovery of “Don’t Worry Baby.” Dedicating the song to her, his over-blown vocal vibrato proceeds to pummel the delicacy out of Brian Wilson’s Phil Spector-influenced masterpiece. One wonders why Joel didn’t simply let Alexa sing it.

Old film clips of Beach Boys performances and recording studio clowning are disrupted by “candid” studio banter from tapes supposedly representing Wilson’s voice during recording sessions. But the voice is a little too much like David Crosby’s to be believable. Testimonials from Dennis Hopper, Cameron Crowe, and host Chazz Palminteri frequently sound like cue card lines read at the Academy Awards, though famed Beatles producer George Martin offers fascinating insight into the rivalry and mutual influence shared by the Beach Boys and The Beatles.

An emotionless, stoic Brian Wilson finally emerges toward the show’s end to sit at his piano and sing “Heroes and Villains,” offering a dedication loaded with twisted brotherly affection and macabre Beach Boy reality: “I’d like to dedicate this show to my brothers Dennis and Carl, who both died.”

Wilson, who never once smiles, encores on “Wouldn’t It Be Nice” with Elton John, adding hilarious irony to the pair’s history of troubled lives as they sing together, “We could be married. And then we’ll be happy.” As the song concludes, the stage fills up with the entire cast of performers, with everyone joining Wilson, now standing and playing bass though still looking befuddled, for rowdy versions of “Barbara Ann,” “Surfin’ USA,” and “Fun, Fun, Fun.”

As the stage clears, Wilson momentarily discards his robot-like persona and quips, “Now that we’ve broken your eardrums with all that noise, we’ll send you home with a nice little love message.” Backed by the impeccable California band, The Wondermints (whose amazing vocal harmonies and precision playing flawlessly recreated a Beach Boys ambience that made up for some performers’ shortcomings), an orchestra, and the Harlem Boys Choir, Wilson closes the show with an amazing version of “Love and Mercy” from his first solo record, Brian Wilson.

City Hall — June 19, 2001

It has been awhile since Councilor Jimmy Blake launched verbal missiles of malcontent at both Mayor Bernard Kincaid and Council President William Bell during the same council meeting. Blake’s preemptive tirade and the two municipal leaders’ return fire are the featured entertainment this morning as Kincaid vetoes council amendments to his Fiscal Year 2001-2002 operating budget.No toilets, dumpsters spell doom for Fall Fair and Spring Fling

Council President Bell’s 6 percent pay raise proposal for all city employees [the only avenue available for raising public safety salaries] ignites the morning’s first debate. The across-the-board raise is deemed irresponsible by both Kincaid and Blake. The Mayor cites “devastating effects upon the city of Birmingham and its long-term health” as his reasons for vetoing the budget passed by the council at last Tuesday’s meeting. “By placing employee pay raises at the center of the budgetary process, the budget adopted by the council decimates vital funding for city departments, virtually eliminates the city’s contingent liability account, and jeopardizes the city’s financial reserves unnecessarily,” warns Kincaid.

The council approved a three-year contract with United Shows of America in August 2000 to conduct the Fall Fair and Spring Fling, obligating the city to provide up to $65,000 per event for promotion and sponsorship, as well as covering costs of portable toilets and dumpsters. The removal of $265,000 in funding for management fees associated with Fairgrounds events means the end of the carnivals, according to the Mayor, resulting in economic suffering for Five Points West area merchants.

 

Blake calls city hall “a chamber of buffoonery”

 

Councilor Blake characterizes city hall as “a vacuum of responsible leadership in this city that everyone is playing a role in.” Blake shouts down the council budget as nothing more than an “irresponsible, childish, vindictive–it don’t [sic] even add up–budget.” He notes that each budget process he’s endured in his eight years on the council gets “worse and worse and worse.” For a politician not seeking re-election, Blake is on a roll. “I tell you, sitting down on this city council is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever done in my life,” he notes as audience members applaud. “The Mayor won’t meet with anybody. [And] William Bell? Talking to him is like talking to a wall, because his boss don’t [sic] stay in city hall anymore. It’s ridiculous!” Blake, infuriated that the Mayor’s lack of understanding political processes allows Kincaid’s enemies to destroy his administration to the point that “people see city hall as a chamber of buffoonery,” scoffs at Kincaid for “refusing to learn anything about anything,” The councilor again hurls insults at the council, bellowing, “And God knows, the only direction coming from the council office is who can hand the most to the most of their friends. It’s an outrage that we have to choose between corruption and incompetence in the city of Birmingham. WE NEED A THIRD WAY!” He abstains from approving the budget, declaring, “It’s time to wipe the slate clean!” Blake notes that only the “biggest fool in Alabama” would support the Jefferson County Citizens Coalition, represented on the council by Bell, Bandy, Little, Gunn, and Alexander.Kincaid, Bell tag team “Blake the Snake”

Metaphorically armed and dangerous, Kincaid and Bell waste precious little time counter-attacking Blake. Council President William Bell, admitting that at one time he had a reputation as a “hot-head,” fires the first round as he thanks Blake for teaching him restraint over the years. “He has pushed every button possible. He has attacked me, he has attacked my family . . . I guess he thinks that because he yells ‘corruption’ so much and so often, that people believe it.” Bell continues: “Now ladies and gentlemen, I’m not smart enough to be able to outwit the federal government and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I’m not smart enough to outwit all of the people who look at my actions as an elected official. And I still sit here today despite all of what Dr. Blake has said in the last election [1999 mayoral election in which Kincaid beat Bell decisively].” Bell aims a side volley at Kincaid when he references a song called “The Snake” by soul singer Al Wilson, noting that the Mayor “brought a snake into his campaign, and he listened to that snake. That snake has given him advice and helped him to get to where he is. And now that snake has turned around and has bit him!” Councilor Alexander is suddenly moved to shout “How many times?” while Councilor Bandy yells, “Tell it!” Some members of the audience scream “Go ‘head on!”Mayor Kincaid embraces the gospel ambience as he takes his turn. “Now, I’m no snake charmer,” as Citizen Coalition councilors shout their approval of Kincaid, a rare occurrence. “But the way the song went, ‘You knew I was a snake when you picked me up!’” says the Mayor as he glares at Blake. Kincaid notes that Blake is acting this way because the Mayor wouldn’t meet with a group of neighborhood leaders assembled by Blake. Past condemnation by Kincaid of Blake’s desire to be mayor surface again. “Behind the Mayor’s desk [there] is not a chaise lounge. It doesn’t have room for but one person. It’s a chair. And [it] does not have enough room for a committee to sit behind the Mayor’s desk! And that offended some people [presumably Blake]. Some people that, by the way, I did not ask to support me for mayor!”

All over but the pouting

Councilor Loder [rumored by some Birmingham political observers as Kincaid's number one challenge in the 2003 mayoral election should former mayor Richard Arrington fail to assemble a Jefferson County Citizens Coalition majority in the October council election] gives credit to Arrington for leaving the city in sound financial condition. But he refuses to support council budget proposals due to the possibility of depleting the city’s savings. Loder disagrees with Blake’s assessment that there’s a lack of leadership in Birmingham, focusing instead on “unique styles of leadership.” He says he’s willing to trust the voting public’s decision in the October election. “I’m willing to respect the decisions that the public makes, and we move on. That’s what life is all about. No use in pouting about it.”

Science fun with Aldrich Gunn

Despite statements from the chairman of the Birmingham Airport Authority last week indicating that proposed construction of a parallel runway would not proceed, Councilor Alexander [a member of the Airport Authority] says that no final decision has been made in that regard. Councilor Bill Johnson wants the $10 million in the airport budget for the new runway removed before he’ll support budget approval. The proposed runway would wipe out East Lake Park and surrounding neighborhoods. Councilor Aldrich Gunn insists he was against the airport expansion before his council district was re-configured to include the area that would be decimated. In response to Gunn’s query about where the water in the park’s lake would go when “thousands of cubic feet of concrete” are poured to fill up the lake, a man in the audience hollers, “Evaporation!” Gunn doesn’t miss a beat as he coolly responds, “Yeah, but it still comes down, even in evaporation. I’m not a scientist, but I understand the process.” The item is delayed for one week until the fate of the $10 million can be studied more closely.

June 26, 2001

It’s a lackluster Tuesday for the Birmingham City Council. Most of the interesting sparks are saved for the segment at the end of the meeting when area citizens address city officials.

Birmingham’s Hollywood future

In an attempt to woo movie stars to Birmingham, the council is mulling the creation of the Birmingham Film Commission, a proposed entity designed to recruit the film industry and develop the city as a hotbed for creating big screen entertainment. The council votes to wait a week before deciding on the film commission’s fate.

An amendment to a resolution passed by the council two weeks ago is approved. It will allow Mayor Kincaid to enter into a $20,000 contract with Osiris Chess Club, Inc. to teach Birmingham children how to play chess. The instructional effort is expected to raise intellectual abilities and self-esteem, according to city officials. Some city employees laugh that it’s the perfect way to prepare Birmingham youth for day-to-day “adult bureaucratic games” at city hall.

Parking meter accused of stealing time

Today’s meeting finally gets interesting when Birmingham residents take turns launching attacks on the various factions running city business. The first speaker is a woman named April May who reads a lengthy, rhyming discourse she composed that scolds the council for not giving Mayor Kincaid a chance to run the city. Included are references to the amount of time spent bickering, the council “making too big a deal out of the Mayor’s car [the Lincoln Town Car he demanded when he was elected],” and “problems with the street lights and prostitutes walking day and night.” Councilor Gunn immediately responds, “Paid political advertisement.” Council President Bell interrupts, “Now hold it, Mr. Gunn.” Gunn later apologizes and admits he should have just referred to the woman’s oration as “a poem.”

Lee E. Loder, father of Councilor Lee Wendell Loder, urges the Mayor and council to “lighten up.” The elder Loder, who was defeated in a bid for the Jefferson County Commission by Rueben Davis, says he voted for Bell for mayor, but “I’m dissatisfied with what I did at the time.” He points at Councilor Loder, saying, “That’s my son. He’s not my child. He’s a child of God! My son does not know how to play the tricks like some of us do to get things passed.”

Geraldine Jackson, who frequently marches in front of city hall urging the defeat of all on the council seeking re-election except Councilor Loder, complains about downtown parking meters “stealing time.” Jackson says she recently had three hours on the meter where she parked, but returned less than three hours later to find a meter violation ticket on her windshield. She then turns her attack on the council’s re-election bids, yelling, “I think you need to go! We are tired of you! We want you to get out of city hall!”

Otis Jones stands before the council with a homemade placard shaped like a road sign covering his torso. The sign reads: LUKE 10:27. Jones lashes out at councilors, noting, “Don’t know what road we’re on, but we’re on a wide road going nowhere!” Jones is a regular at council meetings, constantly videotaping or snapping photos of proceedings. Councilors frequently joke that Jones has no film in his camera.

Community activist and radio talk show host Frank Matthews calls the master plan detailing the future of the Birmingham International Airport a “disaster plan” that is nothing less than “diabolical.” Matthews tells the council a strange story about a foul odor he once encountered each time he drove his car. One day he finally looked under his automobile and found a dead gopher. Matthews relates this anecdote to the irresponsibility of the airport’s plans to expand, and says that “tree-huggers” from the Cahaba River Society have not reviewed how expansion would affect the environment at the airport. &