The boys are back in town: The demolition derby returns to Birmingham International Raceway September 3.

Labor Day weekend will feature the glorious return of demolition derby action to Birmingham International Raceway. Grown men will transform junk automobiles into heat-seeking missiles in furious attempts to destroy one another.

Big American cars are the weapons of choice for most demolition derby warriors. Old Cadillacs, Lincoln Continentals, Chrysler Imperials, and Buick Le Sabres that were once driven by grandmothers to the corner market are converted into machines of mass destruction. Cars are frequently customized to match driver agitations: Enlarged photos of ex-wives are a favorite decorative target attached to rear bumpers. (Crashes are administered from the rear to save engines, radiators, etc.)

The front straightaway next to the grandstand at BIR will be drenched in soapy water to add to the challenge. The grand tradition of cheating is admired–just as long as you don’t get caught. To avoid a disabling flat, drivers often secretly fill rear tires with cement (for added weight and traction on the slippery surface), while front tires are injected with styrofoam. Radiators are illegally removed from the engine area, tucked away somewhere in the middle of the automobile for protection. Helmets are required, fire suits suggested, and driving barefoot is discouraged.

Races will be held in the usual Friday night categories for the special Sunday show, which begins at 7 p.m. The demolition derby will be held last. Call 781-2471 for details.