Picnic for the Planet

 

Picnic for the Planet

Local band Earthbound holds a party benefiting a group that protects our waterways.

March 31, 2011

On Sunday, April 17, local band Earthbound presents its yearly Earthfest celebration, a free concert and picnic held annually in Bessie Estelle Park near UAB, from 2 p.m. to sundown. In addition to Earthbound, local country music singer Scott Ward will perform with his band Big Mule. Bouncing space walks will be available for kids, as well as a dunk tank. The extravaganza promotes awareness of Earth Day (observed each April 22) and supports the Black Warrior Riverkeeper in its efforts as a nonprofit watchdog uncovering pollution activities concerning the Black Warrior River, a primary source of drinking water for Birmingham. Although admission to the event is free, donations to Black Warrior Riverkeeper will be accepted.

Earthbound’s Earthfest started a decade ago in George Ward Park. (This is the third year at Bessie Estelle Park.) Sam Ray, manager and sound technician for Earthbound, remembers it was originally a bold move on the band’s part to play at George Ward because they never secured the proper permits when staging the celebration each spring.

 

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Good use of resources: a pre-Earth Day concert in the park becomes a fundraiser for Black Warrior Riverkeeper. (Photo: Jenn Patterson.) (click for larger version)

 

 

 

 

“We dragged a generator out there, knowing the cops could tell us to shut down at any time,” Ray says. “We later discovered that to get the permits was not as big a deal as we had thought it was. And so once we began doing it legally, we got together as a band and decided that we could benefit somebody from this. And that’s when we decided as a group that we wanted to benefit Black Warrior Riverkeeper.”

Ray praises the organization’s watchdog role policing the Black Warrior River and its tributaries. “They’re not high-priced lawyers in penthouse office suites with $5,000 suits. These guys are out there and they’re doing what they’re doing on a shoestring budget and they’re making a difference,” Ray says of Black Warrior Riverkeeper. “We’re proud to be associated with them. They go out and they monitor the waterways and they find these sources of pollution. They document it, they get proof of it, and then they go to the people that are causing it and say, ‘Hey look, this is what’s happening.’ They give them a chance to be right and clean it up. And then if the companies . . . don’t follow by the laws that have been established already that they’re supposed to follow, then they take the next step.”

“It’s a good opportunity to let people know about tangible issues that we’re working on, too. So, holistically, yes [Earthfest is about] Earth Day but also specific water issues,” explains Charles Scribner, executive director of Black Warrior Riverkeeper.

The Shepherd Bend mine controversy, for example, is one water issue that made headlines this year. The University of Alabama systems owns crucial acreage that would make mining the greater area lucrative if the UA property is leased or sold to Shepherd Bend Mining. However, there is the likelihood that coal mine wastewater will be discharged into the Mulberry Fork of the Black Warrior River, immediately upstream of a primary Birmingham Water Works Board drinking-water intake—the drinking source for 200,000 people. Protests have been held on the university’s Tuscaloosa campus as well as at UAB and Samford University. The Birmingham City Council passed a resolution on March 15 urging the University of Alabama not to lease or sell the coveted land to Shepherd Bend Mining.

“Basically, UA owns most of the land across the river from our drinking water supply. So even though this mine proposal has gotten the permits it needs to move forward, if they don’t get UA’s land they can’t really economically move forward with the mine,” says Scribner. “Just letting people know in Tuscaloosa and Birmingham that the Black Warrior watershed is part of their drinking water is vital. That’s known well in Tuscaloosa, but less so in Birmingham. So this event helps raise awareness for that.”

“In the case of the Shepherd Bend mine, the ratepayers, i.e. people like us that are drinking water right now, are going to carry the burden of any increased treatment costs,” explains Scribner. “The Birmingham Water Works Board obviously can’t internalize that, they’ve got to externalize it on their ratepayers. I don’t blame them. I mean, they’re doing their part by fighting the permit. But you would think that if a mine occurred in a place like that the mine would be responsible for covering any increased treatment. But nope, that would go to the public.”

Scribner says the most important focus is to put pressure on the university system. “In order to really move forward they’re going to have to have UA’s cooperation,” he says. “As much as we’re fighting the ADEM [Alabama Department of Environmental Management] permit in court and the Water Works Board is fighting the mining permit, if we can just put enough pressure on UA not to participate, that’s pretty much the end of the story.”

“I’ve always said that as long as I’m involved with this, it will be about Earthbound, it will be about Earth Day, it will be about our community, and it will always be free and all-inclusive,” Ray says of Earthfest. “We’ll never sell tickets to it and it’s always going to be a family event. It’s going to be a picnic in the park to enjoy music on a Sunday afternoon.” &

Get more information about Earthbound’s Earthfest, and the Black Warrior Riverkeeper’s efforts, at www.blackwarriorriver.org.

The Smoothest Joint in Town

The Smoothest Joint in Town

March 17, 2011

Since 1997, Ona’s Music Room has been one of the city’s classiest venues for listening to live music. In recent months, Ona Watson moved his club from its longtime 20th Street locale to the Pepper Place entertainment complex. The new location, like its predecessor, reflects the tradition of stylish lounges where live music is the main attraction—an approach that locally dates back to the 1970s when Bob Cain and his Canebreakers held court at the Cane Break Supper Club in downtown Birmingham on weekends.

“I kind of put a spin on what I saw Bob Cain do, because as a kid I used to work at a place down the street from the Cane Break called Bohemian Bakery,” Watson says on a recent afternoon inside his new club. “Each day I would leave school and go and bus dishes and pass by the Cane Break. One day Bob was rehearsing his band, and I went in and Bob asked me what I did and I told him I was a singer. So I sang with them that afternoon and it became a habit that I’d stop there while I was waiting on my bus when I got off work and I’d go sing with them. I kind of watched what he was doing; the way he had it set up, he had a ma”tre d’. Everything was very well rehearsed, it was a good atmosphere, no drama, just good fun. People used to dress up to come in there.”

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Ona Watson’s fondness for illuminating his club’s interior with red lighting was inspired by Amsterdam’s red-light district, which Watson saw firsthand while touring Europe with jazz saxophonist Grover Washington, Jr. (Photographs by Owen Stayner.) (click for larger version)

Whether with his band Champagne or sitting in with other acts, Watson can be heard singing in his own club from time to time. But he’ll never forget some advice Bob Cain passed along years ago. “One thing I learned from Bob is not to play too often at the same place. Mr. Cain told me, ‘People love you but people love to get tired of you, too.’”

Though the club favors mostly jazz and rhythm ‘n’ blues, Watson has no prejudices toward a particular style of music. “You might come in here one night and I might have a country and western band playing,” he says. “The next night I might have a jazz band playing. I hate that they typecast music because a B flat is a B flat. If it’s good, it’s good; if it’s bad, it’s bad, whether it’s country, rock ‘n’ roll, jazz.”

Ona’s Music Room has been open at the Pepper Place location since this past New Year’s Eve. “It was just time for it, I’d been at the old place for 15 years,” Ona explains. “Over here the parking should be better. We’re still doing a good late-night crowd but I’m hoping that we can get an earlier crowd, especially with the farmers market here in the springtime.”

 

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Ona’s Music Room reflects the Pepper Place’s modern-industrial decor. (click for larger version)

 

 

 

Watson grew up singing in the choir at Groveland Baptist Church, where his father was the pastor. “My dad was a minister and bootlegger,” he says, laughing. “I also was a tap dancer. I hated when we had company because every time somebody came to our house my dad would always make me dance in front of them. So I always knew I was going to have to do a show when we had company.”

The youngest person to be inducted into the Alabama Jazz Hall of Fame, Watson played in the concert band at Parker High School under Alabama Jazz Hall of Fame founder Dr. Frank Adams. “If Dr. Adams were teaching today, he’d be doing 10 to 20 [years] for child abuse, because he used to whip my ass,” Watson says, laughing. “It was tough love but good love. I wanted to play saxophone (in high school) because all the girls like saxophone. But Dr. Adams told me I was going to play trombone because that’s what the band needed.”

 

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The club’s “wall of fame” features famous entertainers who have dropped in, including B.B. King and Queen Latifah. (click for larger version)

 

 

 

Brian Less, Taylor Hicks’ music director, keyboardist, and tour manager, has played Ona’s Music Room with Hicks since 2003. The band sometimes uses Ona’s space to rehearse. “The cool thing about Ona is that when we were a nobody band, he would always let us play there and he would pay us full even if we had an empty house,” Less says. “So, in turn, after the ‘American Idol’ thing hit, we returned the favor. We’re not going to charge him what we charge everybody else.”

Trumpet player and singer Robert Moore, who currently lives in Oregon, has logged many a night onstage at Ona’s. “I always respected the way that he works a room,” says Moore. “I said to somebody years ago that Ona could walk into a Baptist missionary women’s association—old blue hairs—and have them swaying from side to side and clapping on two and four within about three or four minutes. The guy knows how to charm an audience. I’ve always respected that. He’s a showman; he’s not just a musician.”

“Me and Ona go back to the ’70s, I remember Ona playing at the Polaris Lounge, which used to be at the top of the Hyatt House, which is now the Sheraton downtown,” recalls Bruce Ayers, longtime owner of the Comedy Club. “It was the nicest restaurant in town and had this really fancy, classy bar and the entertainment was Ona.” Referring to Watson as “old school,” Ayers laughs as he remembers Ona’s fondness for dressing sharply. “Ona is a clothes hound, big time. We used to buy our shoes at Gus Mayer, and we wear the same size. So I’d go in there and he would buy all the cool shoes before I could get there. I’d go in there to buy a pair of shoes and the salesman would go, ‘Ona’s already got ‘em.’ And I’d say, ‘That son of a bitch!’ He means a lot to me. Ona is what entertainment in Birmingham is all about.” &

 

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Ona’s Music Room, 2801 Second Avenue South. Details: 320-7006, www.onasmusicroom.com.

Cosmic Barista

Cosmic Barista

For four years, a Southside coffee shop has specialized in serving up the metaphysical.

 

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Coffees and herbal teas, as well as a fascinating collection of knives and swords are among the amenities at the coffee and book shop.(Photos by Owen Stayner.) (click for larger version)

 

March 17, 2011

I’ve always been curious about the occult world, mostly because of my grandmother. Though a devout Baptist, she had a mild flirtation with metaphysical culture. My grandmother claimed to have seen her mother’s ghost wandering around the backyard on a few occasions, and had personal clairvoyant readings performed by famed psychic Edgar Cayce, who operated a photography studio in Selma, Alabama, (our home town) from 1914 to the early 1920s. She even owned a silverware pattern that featured what appeared to be the head of a pagan deity on each piece. Whenever her grandchildren spent the night at her house, she would set aside her National Enquirer and assorted Hollywood tabloids after dark and pull out a deck of tarot cards to read our fortunes.

So when I heard about a “psychic fair” at a Southside coffeehouse and bookstore called Books, Beans, and Candles (“Alabama’s largest Metaphysical Coffee shoppe”), I couldn’t resist a Saturday afternoon visit. Inside, a half-dozen psychic readers were set up on both floors of the shop divining (fortune telling is the more familiar phrase) via several methods: spreading tarot cards, throwing runes (wooden or stone objects with ancient alphabetical letters on each), reading auras, doing past-life regressions, or performing geomancy (a method of divination that involves interpreting patterns formed by tossed stones). I had two readings done, one each with tarot cards and runes. The special fair price was $10 for 15 minutes. Both readings had eerie similarities, and the rune tossing mentioned a recent inheritance (I had recently inherited my grandmother’s mystical-looking silverware).

A few days later, Books, Beans, and Candles shop owner Mitchell Hagood sat down with me to expound upon metaphysical culture. He was quick to point out that the capacity to divine psychic readings is not as selective as one might think.

“What’s amazing is everybody has the ability, but some people are more gifted,” Hagood says. “It’s the ability to tap into it, to let things go and understand that there are so many different things that we just don’t understand or why it works. There’s a conscious energy out there and one can tap into it, but it takes a lot of studying.”

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Jackal-headed Egyptian deity Anubis is prominent throughout the shop. (click for larger version)

 

Books, Beans, and Candles opened in 2007 next to Zydeco, on 20th Street South. A year later it moved up the street to its present location at 1620 Richard Arrington Jr. Blvd. South. The swords mounted on the shop’s walls are from Hagood’s personal collection. A few are for sale. “I love swords. I love medieval antiquities,” he admits. “In our group, most people are pulled to the medieval concept. It’s sort of ‘get back to your roots,’ but I do like indoor plumbing. Some people go, ‘Oh, cool! It’s a castle.’ I don’t want to live in a castle.”

Statues and images of Anubis, a jackal-headed god associated with mummification and the afterlife in Egyptian mythology—here dubbed the “patron god of the shop”—are scattered throughout. The coffee- and bookshop has a community vibe, as a place where regulars gather to discuss a broad range of topics. “It was not the intention. That was not my plan,” Hagood explains of the “gathering place” nature of the store, where psychic readings are performed for a fee throughout the week. “I planned on going home at seven o’clock every night, not sometimes one or two in the morning. But because of that, it’s definitely been more fulfilling. We all have our callings, I guess.”

Hagood says that the psychic fairs that Books, Beans, and Candles holds twice a year are designed to give curiosity seekers a taste of what a metaphysical store has to offer. “Psychic fair readings are quick. Most readings [typically] last 30 minutes to an hour,” he says. Some seeking readings become emotional during the process. “People sometimes cry. One thing I do with my readings, when I see something bad that they’re about to go through, my whole point is to tell them, ‘You’re doing this so you can change,’” he explains.

The shop draws an eclectic clientele interested in exploring various forms of spirituality. “Everyone comes to the [metaphysical] community in different ways. Everyone has their own path, their own set of beliefs,” the shop’s owner says. “How you grow up ends up shaping you, what you believe and how you believe it. Some people have these epiphanies, this enlightenment. Mine started when I was five. Certain events made me start questioning things. It wasn’t until much later that I knew there was a term for it, whether you want to call it Wicca or witchcraft or paganism. I’m part Cherokee, so I got really in touch with my Native American heritage. Nature always seemed predominant in everything I did, that connection, that feeling I get when I’m in the woods and things.”

Hagood also embraces Celtic tradition, which explains why “the shop has a little more flair to that side.” Besides pagans, the store attracts Hindus, Christians, Muslims, and even atheists. “You can walk into our shop and ask [patrons] what they believe, and you’ll get a different answer from every single person in here,” he says. “Here, we’re very much about individual spirituality. The beauty of our shop is that everybody is welcome. We’re intolerant to intolerance.”

Hagood describes tarot, which employs a deck that usually consists of 78 cards, with some depicting “virtues, vices, and elemental forces,” according to most definitions. “What seems to be random is not really random,” Hagood explains, referring to the patterns that emerge from a spread tarot deck. “If one believes there’s an order to the universe, then things happen for a reason. Or could it be our brains trying to view things in an orderly fashion? How do we know?”

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Dragons—also the mascot for UAB—adorn the shop. (click for larger version)

 

He explains the tarot divination process: “After the deck has been shuffled [by someone receiving a reading], the cards are laid out and the pattern of the spread cards gives a pertinent reading,” Hagood says. “And you know what? Sometimes I miss. And if I’m off, I’m off, man. Sorry. I don’t always charge you for it, because I missed it. But it’s rare. I’d say, probably in four years, [I've missed] twice. But integrity is extremely important. Our psychic readers are phenomenal. Everybody who reads [tarot] here gets tested. My reputation’s on the line. When someone walks in and they get a reading, I want to know that it’s a good reading.”

The testing of readers is done yearly by Hagood and his wife, Willow (the name she uses to give readings). “When I test somebody, I hand them the cards and say, ‘Go.’ I just sit here, no facial expressions, nothing. And the reader has to do a complete reading for me,” Hagood says. “And if you get it right, good. And if you don’t, go back and practice more. And I don’t mean get it close. They have to get it perfect. If they don’t, they don’t read. Everyone here has been perfect, freakishly on the money. Then you get up and do it for my wife, and she’s probably harder [on readers] than I am.”

All readings are confidential. “Readings are very private. It’s weird. I won’t say we’re therapists, but we treat divination in a lot of the same ways,” Hagood says. “When I do a reading for you, I don’t talk about it to anyone else. Trust me, I’ve had readings like, ‘Boom boom . . . you’re having an affair.’” There are certain areas into which he will not allow his readers to inquire. “We’ve had people ask, ‘My son’s committed suicide, is he in heaven?’ That type of reading will not be done here because that person needs professional help to deal with this anguish.”

A reader known as Skagi reads tarot a couple of nights a week at the shop. He came to the psychic world trying to prove a friend had been misguided by bogus tarot readings. He soon changed his opinion. “I was trying to call b.s. on the guy but the more I looked into it, the wider the scope became and the more things made sense,” Skagi admits, then adds, laughing, “and I’m still trying to prove that he’s full of b.s” A reader for nearly 20 years, he discussed the awkwardness of sharing divinations that carry a gloomy forecast.

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Objects affiliated with psychic culture enhance the store’s metaphysical aura. (click for larger version)

 

“Each client is different and part of the skill is knowing that difference and understanding it and providing it in the most compassionate way,” he says. “In all the years I’ve been reading I’ve never seen: ‘Oh my goodness! You’re going to die next week.’ But there are times when I look at the cards and I have to go, ‘OK, this is not going to end the way you want it to end. Sorry. Let’s see what it has to tell us about how to manage that.’ I don’t believe in destiny in the sense that a lot of people think of it. If you see a card in a position of final outcome, well, that’s not the final outcome, it’s a potential outcome. It’s basically a way for folks to look within themselves and to either handle what may be coming or to prepare for it, or to make changes so that it doesn’t.”

Lilith has been giving readings for friends for a decade. “I didn’t start doing it more publicly until maybe five years ago, unless you want to count what I was doing in high school. I had some playing cards and I just took the face cards out and told some people a few things based on whatever they drew out of it.”

Tarot readings and other forms of sortilege have become popular as entertainment for groups seeking fortune-tellers, including clientele as diverse as the McWane Science Center, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Talladega Superspeedway.

“One of the main requests we’ll have is, ‘I want a psychic reader,’” Hagood says. “At [a recent gig at] the McWane Center, I was thinking it’s going to be teenage girls. Ha! There were more women in their 20s, 30s, and 40s there seeking readings.” A NASCAR race was the oddest location ever requested for a divination, Hagood says. “A lady called me and said there’s a corporate event at Talladega looking for a tarot card reader,” he recalls, laughing. “She offered a price and we accepted. Suddenly, I realized, ‘That’s a freakin’ race! Are they insane? That’s 100,000 people drinking? They’re nuts!’ My wife Willow is really good. I sent her but I basically went along as her bodyguard. I was worried about her safety, so I took my gun with me but they confiscated it and gave it back when I left. They had a tent set up, it was done very professionally. I was shocked at how many people were receptive to it. This was the day before the big race, but there were still cars racing on the track. Willow would let the cars go by and then start talking again.”

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Books, Beans, and Candles offers psychic readings throughout the week. (click for larger version)

 

“I always tell those who hire us for events, ‘You understand that we will give real readings, we will not give out lies. We’re not going to give fluff out.’ Now, we’ll do our best to make it positive if we can. But if we see it, we call it,” Hagood says.

Hagood says he feels blessed to be where he is, doing what he loves and believes in. “I truly love to come here to the shop. I love the people and I love the conversations. And I mean, you talk about some weird conversations,” he says, laughing. “Society dictates what’s normal and what’s not. The shop’s a special place. You’ll get some flaky people, but who doesn’t? That just adds another persona to the shop.” &

Books, Beans, and Candles, 1620 Richard Arrington, Jr., Blvd. Open Monday–Saturday, 11 a.m.–9 p.m., Sunday, noon–7 p.m. Details: 453-4636, www.bookbeancandle.com.

America’s Girl Singer — APT airs the story of vocalist Rosemary Clooney

America’s Girl Singer

APT airs the story of vocalist Rosemary Clooney.

“She could find the center of a note and just nail it,” Frank Sinatra remarked of legendary singer Rosemary Clooney. Clooney’s wondrous ability to seduce an audience with pop standards from the classic American songbook is documented in the PBS special “Rosemary Clooney: Girl Singer,” narrated by Carol Burnett. Performances on the program are drawn from Clooney’s 1956-57 weekly television series, where her stunning good looks and deep, rich vocals cast a spell as she vamped her way into living rooms across the country.

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The PBS special, “Rosemay Clooney: Girl Singer,” will feature performances from Clooney’s 1956-57 weekly television series. (click for larger version)

Rosemary Clooney’s first number one hit was a song she absolutely detested—”Come On-a My House,” written by Ross Bagdasarian, who later created a cartoon combo called Alvin and the Chipmunks under the moniker David Seville. Clooney initially balked at singing the song because of its novelty nature, but when threatened with cancellation of her recording contract, she readily complied.

Clooney’s devotion to family is lovingly detailed in “Girl Singer,” with numerous testimonies from her five children, brother Nick, and famed nephew, actor George Clooney. “When she was at her best was in a cabaret,” remembers her nephew. “She’d be standing up, leaning against a piano singing some phenomenal song, and everybody would fall in love with her . . . She brought sadness but not despair.” He added that she once told him that her secret was to always sing a sad song with a smile on her face. Clooney purchased the house where Ira and George Gershwin wrote their final song together, a home her children fondly remember for impromptu rehearsals around the living room piano. Frank Sinatra, Billie Holiday, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, and Nat King Cole often joined Clooney in song until sunrise.

Irving Berlin’s 1954 classic holiday film White Christmas introduced Rosemary Clooney’s exceptional beauty and remarkable acting prowess to the world. Her duets with costar Bing Crosby on “Counting My Blessings” and, of course, the title track became as essential to Christmas as mistletoe. Unfortunately, her acting roles were few. She won an Emmy in 1997 playing an Alzheimer’s patient opposite nephew George on “ER.”

Clooney got hooked on prescription medication for depression after her first divorce from actor Jose Ferrer in 1960, a marriage that produced five children in five years. She divorced Ferrer a second time in 1967, then witnessed the assassination of Robert Kennedy a year later while standing only a few feet from the 1968 presidential candidate. Clooney spiraled into a nervous breakdown soon thereafter, eventually checking into a psychiatric hospital. A 1976 tour with Bing Crosby to celebrate Crosby’s 50 years in showbiz launched a career singing jazz that blossomed until her death in 2002.

As the “ultimate girl singer,” Clooney left a legacy that will be difficult to match. Among the musical gems showcased in “Rosemary Clooney: Girl Singer” are “My Blue Heaven,” “Moonlight in Vermont,” “Come On-a My House,” “I’ll Be Seeing You,” and a dozen others. Nick Clooney summed up his sister’s musical flair: “When you hear her voice, we hear not the way we were but the way we wanted to be.” “Rosemary Clooney: Girl Singer” will be broadcast Saturday, March 13, at 5:30 p.m. on Alabama Public Television. &

No Dogs Allowed

No Dogs Allowed

Puppies not welcome at Homewood’s Patriot Park.

March 03, 2011

Since 2009, Bark for a Park(www.barkforapark.org), a local nonprofit group that advocates fenced-in parks where dogs are allowed to run without leashes, has been trying to secure an area for a dog park in Homewood. The organization was instrumental in opening a similar park in Birmingham in October 2009 at George Ward Park on Green Springs Highway. Another facility opened in Hoover in 2010 at 3437 Loch Haven Drive, thanks to Bark for a Park’s efforts. The desired location is Patriot Park in the west Homewood area, but the organization appears to be running into roadblocks from the facilities committee, which falls under the auspices of the Homewood Parks and Recreation Department.

A February 22 town hall meeting at the Homewood Public Library drew approximately 30 people seeking an update from Bark for a Park board member Erik Henninger. The group had two facility designs for Patriot Park on display at the meeting, including separate areas for large and small dogs, respectively. However, two days later at its February 24 meeting, the facilities committee rejected any notions of a dog park at Patriot Park. Lack of adequate parking and the possible future expansion of the Homewood Senior Center adjacent to Patriot Park were the primary reasons cited for refusing to designate a dog park there. Bark for a Park will continue to pursue the issue, however.

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Illustration courtesy Bark for a Park. (click for larger version)

 

“We’ve got plans that include more parking,” explains Henninger. “In the rare case that the Senior Center does expand in that direction—which, if you look at the site plans doesn’t make any sense, as there are other obvious options for them to expand—we would be out there helping to pull up the [dog park] fence,” he said. “The bone that they threw us is in West Homewood Park, which is probably half the size of what we were looking at. But there’s not much point in doing a half-acre park.” (The total proposed area in West Homewood would be one acre, with only half an acre each for large and small dogs, respectively.) “So it appears that they came to the meeting saying no to Patriot Park . . . Even though they did not say they were against a dog park, they weren’t helping us move in the right direction. They were just being obstructionist, is how I felt.”

The dog park in Birmingham is two-and-a-half acres, which is the approximate size of the area proposed for the Patriot Park facility. Henninger added, “The reason Patriot Park is such a good space is because it’s got not only a hill but is also secluded from the other two-thirds of the park by a ditch.” The Homewood Parks and Recreation Board will meet on Thursday, March 3, at 5:30 p.m. at the Homewood Recreation Center. Henninger urges all who want a dog park in Homewood to appear to show support. &

 

Game Show Boss

Game Show Boss

Game Show Night host Barb Barker wields a potholder.

February 17, 2011

“I like questions, that’s why I became a game show host,” deadpans Birmingham’s supreme contest show host, Barb Barker. For the past year Barker has been the MC of Game Show Night at local bars, restaurants, and coffeehouses. Described as “cheesy but brilliant” by observers, most of her contests are based on popular TV game shows from the 1960s and ’70s. “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire” is inspired by the 1960s-era show “To Tell the Truth,” when they would have somebody with an interesting story, “maybe somebody who walks barefoot from Canada to Mexico or somebody who made Evel Knievel costumes,” Barker explains. “Somebody not famous who had an interesting story.” Her version of the game, like the original, includes one person telling the truth and two impostors. Contestants must guess who is telling the true story. “Generally, I ask questions [of possible would-be mystery guests] like, ‘What’s the most interesting or creative thing about you or that you’ve ever done?’ I had a guy with a third nipple, but it was kind of disappointing, because we had the guy reveal it to us at the end. And it was a niplet, it wasn’t even a full-grown nipple.”

Barker’s contests rarely include trivia. “That’s already been done. There’s trivia anywhere if you want to find it. Trivia is too much like taking SAT tests, so it’s not something that entertains me. All my games are social, creative, and intuitive.” She does admit that she would probably enjoy administering SAT tests. “I do have the Guinness Game, which is the closest that my Game Show Night comes to trivia, but it’s trivia that nobody would ever possibly know, usually stuff from the Guinness Book of World Records, like, ‘How many milk crates did Sam Bartholowmule of Dubuque, Iowa, balance on his head in 1973?’ People guess 7 or 700 or 12. That’s a warmup game so that you don’t pull a creative hamstring when the real games begin.” Prizes include paid-off bar tabs, restaurant gift certificates, or “a bottle of something.”

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Game Show Night host Barb Barker wields a potholder. (click for larger version)

 

 

 

Barker got her start as a performer of sorts years ago selling advice on the streets of Seattle for a nickel, similar to Lucy in the Peanuts comic strip. “We were on a very well-traveled pedestrian sidewalk,” she reminisces. “My crew and I became very famous in that very select subgroup out there. It was really helpful for me because for everybody who would come up for advice, you’d sort of put a little show on for them. So that was kind of my training.”

Barker’s Crazy Commercial Competition game is based on the Home Shopping Network. Contestants are given one of two dozen odd items, which they must tout with relentless enthusiasm and creativity. The contest Human Scrabble involves competitors grabbing a Scrabble tile from a bag. “Each person is a letter,” explains Barker.”If you are an ‘H,’ you would write the letter on a large piece of paper and form coalitions with other people that have letters that you could form a word with, and the group with the longest word is the winner.”

Among the most popular segments of Game Show Night is Game Shows for Drunk People. “Tactile Tummy is really funny. I have about 20 different items and you have a guy who is blindfolded and you have three girls. Each girl will rub a different item on the guy’s tummy and when he guesses the correct item, he wins a point and the girl wins a point. The items might include a hairbrush, a calculator, a clothespin,” says Barker. “It’s really just an excuse to have girls touch guys’ naked stomachs. I also have Drunk People Make Noise. Each contestant has to come up with a unique sound and the conductor plays the people by touching the person’s hand and you have to keep making the sound as long as your hand is being touched. It’s sort of an ‘American Idol’–style competition of whose songs do you like the best. . . . The reason Game Shows for Drunk People came up is because the first few shows I did, toward the end of the night people weren’t paying any attention because they were drunk. So I sort of shortened the show a little bit and have the option of Game Shows for Drunk People, which are much simpler, easier games to play. I start about seven and end around nine, and by the time I end people are happy but not stupid drunk. It can be played by those who are stone-cold sober or you can play it blind drunk.” Barb Barker hosts Game Show Night at Crestwood Tavern (5500 Crestwood Boulevard, 510-0053) on the first Thursday of each month at 7 p.m. and at Rojo (2921 Highland Avenue, 328-4733) the third Sunday of every month from 5 to 8 p.m. Details: comeoutandplaygameshows.com. &

 

Leader of the Band

Leader of the Band

Local musician and orchestra conductor Frank Bettencourt represented a long-ago era in American music.

 

February 03, 2011

From the time of the 1930s swing band heyday—when the nation danced to music by Benny Goodman, Glen Miller, Artie Shaw, and Tommy Dorsey—to the era of the entertainment resort/supper clubs of the 1960s, performing in an ostensibly glamorous big band was akin to being a well-dressed migrant worker. The hours were brutal, but the pay was good, the food was good, and the clientele at least appeared to have some class. Bands traveled from supper club to resort to dance hall, setting up shop for two- or four-week residencies. The band played multiple sets in an evening, often backing up a floor show, which was the main attraction, consisting of comedians (such as Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis) or nightclub singers such as Tony Bennett. It was a circuit traveled by almost anyone who sang or danced professionally at the time.

For seven decades, former Mountain Brook resident Frank Bettencourt (who passed away in January 2009 at the age of 93) performed in and conducted these traveling big band dance orchestras. By 1951, some of those engagements were at Birmingham’s The Club on top of Red Mountain, where Bettencourt played his last gigs before retiring in 2005.

Two years before his death, Black & White spoke with Bettencourt and his daughters, Jan Fox and Suzanne Scott, at the Scott residence in Mountain Brook. We wanted to get an idea of the family’s life during the long, lost era of the dance clubs and swing bands. We got more than an idea because, as Scott summarized the era: “We lived it.”

In the Beginning
Bettencourt, a California native, began his musical odyssey in 1936 as a college student, playing trombone in a dance band in Lake Tahoe. As Suzanne told the story: “He graduated with a degree in education, and right out of college he had a gig at Lake Tahoe all summer. He said it was the best summer of his life. The minute he heard ‘Anything Goes’ by Cole Porter played with a big band, he knew he was going to be a musician, he was not going to be a music teacher.”

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Frank Bettencourt’s head shot, courtesy MCA (Music Corporation of America) Management (click for larger version)

A friend recommended the group Bettencourt played in at Tahoe to orchestra leader Buddy Fisher. Bettencourt recalled, “Fisher made a deal and [the band met in] Dallas—that was the summer of ’37. We toured in cars and it was pretty damn hot getting through the desert without air conditioning.” Dallas is where Bettencourt met his wife, Alice, as Suzanne recalled. “My mother was working at the Adolphus Hotel in Dallas, that’s where they later met. And everybody told her ‘Don’t get mixed up with those musicians.’”

After two years with Fisher, Bettencourt went on to play with the Bobby Peters Orchestra until 1942, when renowned bandleader Jan Garber hired him to be his arranger and conductor. Like the bands of Guy Lombardo and Sammy Kaye, Garber’s orchestras played in a “sweet” style—lighter than swing, less emphasis on the drums. Noting with a grin that the sweet sound was often referred to as “Mickey Mouse,” Bettencourt explained: “The drummer could have stayed home and you wouldn’t have known the difference.”

When Bettencourt was drafted into the army in 1943, he played with a military dance band until the Battle of the Bulge threatened to briefly end his musical career. (More than 600,000 American soldiers fought in the famous World War II battle.) “They were taking all the musicians and putting them in the infantry after six weeks of training, flying them over to Europe,” Bettencourt said. Before being shipped to Europe to fight, Bettencourt stopped in to visit Garber. Garber knew an army major with connections. “Soon I had a message from the major saying, ‘Report to sick call in the morning,’ and they took me out of that group [assigned to Europe for the Battle of the Bulge].”

Bettencourt’s daughter Jan Fox recalled “It was Jan [Garber, who saved him from going overseas]. Suzanne was very sick. She was a baby. And Jan Garber knew this particular general and made a phone call and said, ‘Look, I need you to make sure he stays here with his wife while his daughter gets well,’ which is what the general did. In fact, Daddy and the general stayed in touch with one another over the years.”

Bettencourt recounted his stint in the military: “I was fortunate enough to get reclassified as a medic in the hospital where they had musicians like me working in the mornings in the wards—psychotic wards, basically. Then our little group would go around and play the bases in the afternoon.”

Bettencourt’s daughters remember the pervasive influence and importance of swing music during the Depression and war eras. Jan recalled: “Music during the war was very important because you had to keep the spirits up. They used the music to keep people supporting [the war effort] despite what they were doing without. The car manufacturing companies had to turn their cars over—cars weren’t being produced for all that time, they were making tanks and things to ship overseas. The music is what kept people’s spirits up. These were farmers that were coming to hear the music. They were not fancy folks. They’d come from as far as a hundred miles around to dance to the music. They’d wear their very finest clothes.”

Suzanne continued: “People wanted to get out and be seen, they wanted to dress up. And remember the women couldn’t wear nylon stockings [because of rationing]. Well, hell, they could wear silk stockings. . . . It wasn’t all about rich people dancing; everybody wanted to dance. And they could dress up and dance. And they could eat and dance. And they could drink and dance! What’s better than that? This supper club life we’re talking about was almost an ‘in-your-face’ during the Depression. It was like, ‘Here we are, living in this awful Depression,’ and then after World War II, everybody wanted to dance. Everybody wanted to celebrate. And people who had really lived that hard life, this was all about that. They wanted to dance.”

On the Road
After the war, Bettencourt returned to work for Garber, a partnership that lasted until 1961. “We played all over the United States, all the major ballrooms and hotels and things, so I saw the country pretty well,” he recalled. “I remember doing Portland, Oregon, and Portland, Maine, during a six-month span. Old bandleaders like Garber, in those days that’s how they made their money, really, doing one-nighters. They didn’t have to report it [to the IRS].”

The orchestra traveled mostly by bus but occasionally took planes and trains. “In the summertime, those of us who had families or liked to have their wives with them would drive their own cars,” said Bettencourt, whose wife and daughters often traveled with him. (The family lived in Waco, Texas, while Bettencourt was on the road.) Suzanne remembered the family’s extended summer vacations:

“In the late ’40s, Jan Garber was in L.A., and to sell your records, you had to go on the road. So he went on the road, plus it was a lot of money. They played one-nighters. That was the first part of the era. The second part was the resorts when you had lengths of time [in one place]. In the ’70s, and this was the tail end of it, Daddy played the Shamrock Hilton. And you had a ballroom, which was the way you would see celebrities—not in a big arena like today. You would see first-class celebrities entertaining. Once they got to know [Dad], they used him [as] musical arranger and director. He worked with Mitzi Gaynor, Dinah Shore, Carol Channing, Florence Henderson, and Shari Lewis [puppeteer/ventriloquist who performed with Lamb Chop]. When I was 12 years old I’d been to every state in the United States but Maine, and I just thought everybody else had as well.”

Jan also recalled some unique benefits of those extended stays: “That’s where we learned to dance. And my mom loved dancing, and Daddy couldn’t dance with her, so she’d get us out on the floor and teach us to dance.”

Among Suzanne’s fondest memories is meeting Bob Hope in Omaha. “Dad took Jan and me to rehearsal with him when he played with Bob Hope. We got to sit down and have a casual conversation with [him]. That night we went to the show, and Daddy had us on the front row. Bob Hope said something to me [during his performance] and I felt like I was a movie star.”

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Frank Bettencourt, far right, enjoys a moment offstage at a supper club. (click for larger version)

 

 

 

Listening to Nat King Cole recording sessions was a favorite memory of Bettencourt’s. He recalled finishing a session in Hollywood for Capitol Records with the Garber Orchestra, then lingering at the studio just to listen to Cole record. Bettencourt recalled some of his headier private engagements.

“When I was with Garber, we played the Biltmore in Los Angeles. They would have certain nights that they would honor some celebrity and the room would be closed to the public. On this night they were honoring Al Jolson—the Friars Club or something. So anybody who was anybody at that time was there that night. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were still together and they performed. ‘Schnozzle’ [Jimmy] Durante performed. We were at rehearsal that afternoon and the conductor says to the guys in the Garber band, ‘Take everything off the piano because Durante will tear it up!’ But the guy that stole the show that night—and he was a newcomer, so you can see how far I’m going back here—was Danny Thomas. When they came to Al Jolson, he said, ‘You ain’t heard nothing yet!’ That was his big line.”

The Bettencourt sisters remember that being the daughters of the band’s arranger held certain advantages, including the camaraderie of the band.

“The other band members, if their kids weren’t with them or if they didn’t have kids and we were along, they did things with us,” Jan recalled. “And they would take us places and they would play with us. We’d end up on the bandstand, especially when they were doing their Dixieland routine. I was very short, and I would stand on the chair behind the trumpet players, and Suzanne would be up there—that was the fun part of it.”

Suzanne chimed in, “Oh yeah, we weren’t put in the corner. We’d go to cocktail parties. I remember Rusty Draper was the most fun at cocktail parties. He was a character. We were included. It was not an era of ‘get rid of those kids’ or nannies or anything like that. I grew up thinking that everybody lives like I did.”

In the early 1950s, Bettencourt worked at The Blue Room of the Roosevelt Hotel in New Orleans, where Tony Bennett sat in with the Garber Orchestra one night that Suzanne recounted fondly.

“There was nothing more glamorous, more beautiful than The Roosevelt’s Blue Room in New Orleans at Christmas. They made an arch in the hallway of angel hair, so you floated in there. . . . One year they had birdcages with live birds. There’s no telling how much money they spent on the decorations, old Southern money. Mr. Billups [Billups Oil Company] was a friend of Daddy’s. ‘Fill up with Billups.’ He’d walk into the lobby of that hotel and he’d go, ‘Fill up with who?’ And everybody knew to say, ‘Billups.’ And if they said ‘Billups,’ they got a $100 bill. I’ll tell you another fabulous place, Elitch Gardens in Denver. It had a ballroom and a live theater. They had an amusement park, with a rollercoaster. Daddy met Cesar Romero there. Cesar Romero was sharp. Of course, my Daddy would like him, because of the way he was dressed.”

Bettencourt’s time with Garber led to work with The Mills Brothers [a 1930s, '40s, and '50s jazz and pop quartet]. “Oh yes, they were the nicest guys you’d ever want to meet,” Bettencourt recalled. “What they would do, to avoid things that would happen with them being black, they made Kansas City their hub, so to speak. And every night they would fly to the engagement so they wouldn’t have to be checking into hotels and things like that. They’d have their food brought in. . . they were the nicest fellows. The Mills Brothers were gentlemen, and just the nicest friends we made in the music business.”

Suzanne recalled the difficulties for black performers before the civil rights movement. “The Mills couldn’t stay in the hotels that Daddy’s band stayed in. It always made Daddy feel bad. Daddy brought a Mills Brothers album home, and I pulled it out—because Daddy spoke so highly of them—and I said, ‘That’s the best looking one of all of them.’ And my uncle almost killed me. . . . Even though we grew up in the Deep South and there were bigots, we didn’t have that [racist view] because of Mother and Daddy. Our parents were pretty liberal. And my mother was from the South. When you meet other people and travel other places, you’re just more broad-minded.”

Going Solo
After leaving Garber’s employ in 1961, Bettencourt turned down an invitation to play with Lawrence Welk so that he could form his own orchestra. In 1963 the Frank Bettencourt Orchestra had booked a stint at Houston’s palatial Shamrock Hotel. “The Shamrock was the place to go in those days,” Bettencourt recalled. “The movie Giant was basically filmed there. It was a fabulous hotel. My orchestra soon began backing up Mitzi Gaynor, who was breaking in an act to take to Las Vegas.” Bettencourt worked with other singers of the day such as Dinah Shore and Carol Channing.

Jan recalled her father’s relationship with celebrities of the day: “Even though they were big-name people, their bond was their music and their talent and their entertainment. So you were treated as an equal, and the families were as well. I was at rehearsal [once] and my Dad had said repeatedly, ‘Don’t you dare interrupt rehearsal. Just sit there and behave yourself.’ And so I did, and Bob Hope was like, ‘Come over here.’ And I’m looking at Daddy and he went, ‘Alright.’ So I went over and [Bob Hope] was always chewing gum. So he gave me some gum and we sat and talked. And that’s when they got the picture of me sitting on his lap. And Suzanne was swooning over the Everly Brothers, because she was older.”

Suzanne remembered: “I thought that Daddy was finally cool because the Everly Brothers were playing with him. But I’ll tell you who impressed Daddy more than anybody was Dick Van Dyke—he and his brother started out with a road show, the two of them as comedians, doing standup. They’d come out of the Roosevelt Hotel and Daddy said they’d be walking along and one of them disappeared, and you’d walk a little farther and they’d come out of a trash can and scare you. They never were off their comedy. The band would go out [after playing] and socialize with other musicians and actors at bars outside of the French Quarter. Daddy said there was pot then—minimal—but that was before the drugs. Musicians were ‘out there,’ they were thrill seekers, and they drank, but it wasn’t like they laid around the hotel and drank and drank.”

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Frank Bettencourt poses with an unknown showgirl. (click for larger version)

Suzanne moved to Birmingham, in the early 1960s after her husband found work here. Her parents eventually followed. In Birmingham, Bettencourt’s first gigs at The Club were with the Jan Garber Orchestra back in 1951. The venue was the city’s top choice for couples out for an evening of dining and dancing. By the late 1990s, Bettencourt was working The Club with a seven-piece combo, leading the band on piano. Prior to his passing, Bettencourt reflected on how The Club had changed since that time: “They have to cater to the younger members because the older members are dying. I guess that’s what the squabble is about now. Maybe they want to modernize it, more or less. But business is not that great. During the week, people don’t stay out late anymore. They don’t go out much during the week like they used to.”

Bettencourt also reflected on the social and political changes that the nation was undergoing during the 1960s. “The whole year of 1968 I was playing at the Conrad Hilton Hotel in Chicago. That was the year of all the trouble—the Democratic Convention. We were right in the middle of it because we had complimentary accommodations at the hotel. It was unimaginable what they were doing, that hippie group [the Chicago Seven]. . . . That’s when I really became against Walter Cronkite because he was putting down Mayor Daley for what he was doing [to maintain order]. The hippies would come in that hotel with Limburger cheese and rub it on the walls—unimaginable things going on. Throwing bricks through windows, starting fires. It was terrible.”

Though the Bettencourt daughters often missed their parents due to their father’s work, they say they admired him not only for living his own life but also for the devotion to sharing that life with their mother. “In the year 2000, The Club wanted him New Year’s Eve. But he got a gig in Houston and took it,” Suzanne recalled. “They cut him back a little bit at The Club after that. That was stupid on his part. I said, ‘You’re in Birmingham with your family. You’re going to drag Mother to Texas.’ The millennium. He thought this was going to be his big night. He can honestly say he did things his way. Good for him. . . . He was a good father and he was a good man. But we were kind of bystanders sometimes.” Jan added, “Well, music was his life. And my mother enjoyed every minute of it and loved being a part of it. They were together for 67 years. . . . He was first on stage at five years old in Oakland, and they had Vaudeville acts. Then he played The Club when he was 90 years old. So he had an 85-year career.”

Bettencourt spent his final years living at Suzanne’s home in Mountain Brook. A piano occupied one corner of his downstairs living room, the wall behind the instrument lined with framed, autographed photographs of the stars with whom he played during his career. “I still keep late hours. I put the light out about 1 in the morning, and I eat breakfast around 11 in the morning. Little things pop into your mind at my age,” he said as he flipped through photograph albums that spanned his decades in music. He agreed that people were much more conscious of dressing well when going out for the evening when he was younger. “To see the way the world has become [fashion-wise],” Bettencourt said, shaking his head. “No class . . . people buy clothes today to make them look ragged.”

Stopping at a photo of himself playing a trombone with his bare toes, he recalled the comic skits that were a part of his orchestra act. “One bit we did was where I would holler, ‘Burlap, oh Burlap!’ One of my band members would then ask, ‘Who’s Burlap?’ And I’d say, ‘Oh, she’s an old bag from such and such a town who’s supposed to meet me here tonight after the show.’ Well, there was a guy at the show from that little town I referenced in my joke who wanted to beat me up because he was from that little town and he thought I was talking about his wife!”

Bettencourt’s wife, Alice, who passed away in December 2006, is in many of the photos. “I really miss my wife,” he suddenly sighed. “She would have turned 91 the day after Valentine’s Day. We were married 66 years.” When asked if the couple had a favorite song, he began playing a heartfelt rendition of the 1932 Irving Berlin classic “How Deep Is the Ocean?” Asked if he would accommodate a recent request from The Club that he return to the bandstand, Bettencourt shook his head and replied, “I’ve had a great life, and I’m not up to it anymore.” He stared out a window, paused for a second, and then grinned: “I’m 91 years old, damn it!” &

 

Same Ol’ Song and Dance

Same Ol’ Song and Dance

The BJCC is forging ahead with a second try at an entertainment district.

 

February 03, 2011

Nearly two years after developer John Elkington of Performa Entertainment made the last of several unfulfilled promises to put restaurants and other retail businesses in The Forge—an entertainment district adjacent to the Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex downtown that never came to fruition—the BJCC’s board of directors is pursuing similar grand visions. At the board’s January 19 meeting, interim BJCC Executive Director Tad Snider announced that a Request for Quotations (RFQ) will be issued to prospective developers interested in securing businesses to lease space in the newly proposed entertainment area, to be called Marketplace. Snider said he hopes the board will select a developer by March.

The entertainment district is part of a $70 million complex that will include a 300-room Westin Hotel next to the Southeastern Conference headquarters near the Civic Center. Famous names such as comedian Jeff Foxworthy and local “American Idol” stars Taylor Hicks and Ruben Studdard had previously been mentioned as possible tenants operating bars and restaurants in the district. Snider said the city was still interested in such “high-profile” tenants. “We’ve got the tenant role that was developed for the entertainment district under Performa, when it was going to be The Forge,” Snider said after the board meeting. “And we’re going to pursue all these different venues that were identified [back then], potential lease holders.” No announcements have been made yet about lessees for Marketplace.

On Monday, January, 24, BJCC officials held a groundbreaking ceremony on the Marketplace site. Ruben Studdard attended and promised to stage a marathon race (starting and ending at the Railroad Park) after the entertainment project is complete. He did not mention if he was still interested in opening a club, however. Mayor William Bell noted that the district will bring “world-class entertainment” downtown when he introduced Studdard as an example of the city’s homegrown musical talent. The mayor also touted the city’s ability to attract a quality hotel. “Westin don’t build shacks. They build quality hotels,” Bell said at the groundbreaking, which took place at Richard Arrington Boulevard and 22nd Street North. The entertainment district will be developed next to the hotel on Arrington Boulevard, extending to 24th Street North, and it is scheduled to open in October 2012. Under the current plan the city will lease the land from the BJCC, which will eventually retain ownership of the acreage.

Birmingham’s flirtation with original developer Elkington devolved into a perpetual guessing game regarding the status of The Forge. Some on the board began to doubt that the developer could deliver. “There doesn’t seem to be a lot of excitement about this,” former Jefferson County Commission President Bettye Fine Collins said in October 2008 while serving on the board, calling the proposed tenants “ambiguous,” adding that “quality” tenants must be found. Performa, based in Memphis, was hired to create the development in April 2007. Construction had been scheduled to begin in late 2007, according to the developer’s initial reports.

Despite telling the board in 2008 that 80 percent of the space had been preleased, Elkington later admitted that he faced difficulty securing tenants due to the economic climate. “If we were leasing to Applebee’s, or Publix, it would be a different situation,” he told the BJCC board in September 2008. These are tough times.” Elkington once admitted, “We’re gonna make it, or we’ll have a lot of explaining to do.” Performa projects in Jackson, Mississippi, Shreveport, Louisiana, and Trenton, New Jersey, also ran into obstacles amid much criticism about lack of progress. By April 2009, Elkington was still on board with the development but had changed his mind about building on BJCC-owned land. One month later, Performa’s contract with the BJCC expired.

When asked if the city had any guarantees that the next developer would be a wise steward of the taxpayer dollars that will fund the project, Snider said, “The Commercial Development Authority through the city has the agreement with the developer for the hotel. So they have those safeguards built into that agreement, that the developer’s going to deliver the hotel—on time, on budget, as promised.” When asked to comment on why Performa failed to deliver on its promises, Snider said, “Primarily, while [Elkington] was trying to finalize financing, the economy was beginning to deteriorate. And even though he had a significant component of the space preleased, he still was not able to get the last bit of financing. So…he had to secure all the financing, but he was just not able to quite close out before the economy melted down.” The question remains, however, whether the next entity chosen to fill a BJCC-adjacent entertainment district won’t face the same challenges. &

Bill Cosby, Himself

Bill Cosby, Himself

Cosby discusses turning the other cheek to hecklers and why he resisted the temptation to use profanity in his act.

 

January 20, 2011

When comedian Bill Cosby answers the phone, his response to a reporter’s greeting of “Mr. Cosby?” for verification, is a playful grumble: “No! This is George Roofles!” before breaking into his slow, wiseass Cosby chuckle: “Heh, heh, heh!” One is never quite sure when Cosby is being playful and when he is genuinely irritated. He speaks in a deliberate cadence he has made his own, slightly stretching out some syllables when not pausing between every other word to get his point across. Cosby is not the easiest person with whom to hold a conversation, but thankfully he answers with engaging, thoughtful responses. When asked if he has ever dealt with hecklers, he simply replies, “Yeah, yeah.” As I waited several seconds for him to elaborate, he suddenly interjects, “There are two of us talking here, so you’re going to have to say something. You asked me about the hecklers, The answer is ‘Yes.’ What do you want to know?” Wow, I was being reprimanded by “the Coz.” Bill Cosby will appear at the BJCC Concert Hall on Saturday, February 5, at 8 p.m. Tickets: $25–$65. Details: www.bjcc.org, 458-8400.

Black & White: Tell me about the early days when you were a struggling comic.
Cosby: I decided to leave Temple University and to go out for a year to test and see what would happen to me. I got favorable reviews from people who had seen me in different venues around the city of Philadelphia. So I went up to this club at 116 MacDougal Street [in Greenwich Village] called the Gaslight, which had a reputation for having classy entertainment and folk music. In those days there was no comedy club. Plus, there was no profanity. Dick Gregory had come along, it was about 1963. This booker for what they called Negro comics was there. So I brought my storytelling and auditioned and the guy said, “Well, you’re a little raw, but we’ll hire you.” I don’t know that I even had a day off, and I got $60 a week. I want you know that I’m the first old person to say, “And that was not a lot of money!” You hear a lot of old people go, “And that was a lot of money in those days.” Noooooo! By the time I cleaned up that room they gave me—which I’m very thankful for—I had spent close to $60 on mops and stuff to clean and make it look good. I showered without a shower. I used the restroom at the club to take a bath. I started at eight o’clock at night and worked ’til four in the morning, working between the folk singers.

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How did you deal with hecklers?
After being upset with people, I just decided to go in another direction and not fool with them. Because, you get angry with these people and you start a vocal argument. And many times, for some weird reason, the audience sees you become angry and after a while it has changed the aura in the room. It’s difficult for you to get back to the image that you’re a fun person, even though it wasn’t your fault. But then again, it was your fault because it’s also the entertainer’s job not to lose it. I’ll give you an example. I was at Lake Tahoe in the late ’60s. I already had the mindset that when people wanted to interrupt to say things, the first thing is to understand what they are saying, and then respond as if you were really interested in what a person was saying. When you listen to that, many times if you stay linear with it, you can get rid of ‘em post haste. So I walked out onstage, had on a brown leather suit, and the shoes I had on were high-tops and had sort of like a dark brown mustard color. It was a midnight show, so the people have a chance to medicate themselves with alcohol. The room holds 750—Harrahs, Lake Tahoe, one of the most beautiful rooms in the world. And a woman’s voice shouted out, “I hate those shoes!” And because of the way I think—which is not to challenge, not to beat up the person but to understand what the person has just said and to remain linear—I said, “Madame, you are very, very fortunate, because these shoes will not be performing.” And, man, I never heard from her again.

Were you ever tempted to work as a blue act?
Sure. There was a time when Richard Pryor’s popularity kicked in strong, and there really was a feeling from me—not that I wanted to use profanity—but it just seemed like this was due to Richard’s sales and the publicity. . . . Hey man, it’s a matter of sort of “keeping up with the Pryors.” I was at the Las Vegas Hilton, and it had been on my mind for some time. But I had rejected it because I just always felt I didn’t want it. That particular night I went into a story about my father, and I gave my father the profanity while addressing me. I think I did it for about two or three minutes, which is a long time. The next day, Barron Hilton called the owner of the hotel in Las Vegas. Barron never bothered me, and I was drawing strong, so . . . He said, “Bill, I just want you to read something. And you just do what you want with it.” It was a letter from six nuns who had seen that show. And they very nicely said that they were disappointed that a fellow they felt comfortable with had disappointed them with the use of the profanity. They didn’t ask for their money back, they didn’t say they walked out, but they just felt that they respected this fellow, Mr. Cosby, so much and he really and truly did not need to go in the direction of this, the [foul] language was unnecessary. Then they wished me the best. That was the day . . . that was it. I wasn’t too happy anyway, so the letter just helped close the book on that. And for my not embracing it [working blue], I have been able to turn over volumes of thoughts and write about them and turn them into modernist routines.

When “I Spy” came out, there was a fear that some network affiliate stations wouldn’t carry the show.
It wasn’t only a fear, it was a reality. Television, in those days, people blamed everything on the South. But they were using the South as a reasonable excuse to do what they wanted with their racist thoughts. The beauty of “I Spy” was that even though there were some stations that had people threatening to pull their commercials because of the presence of this actor—this black man—it didn’t have much strength. But I would not be surprised that there were some stations that did put on something else.

How did your life change after the success of “I Spy”?
NBC allowed me to have my own show, “Chet Kincaid,” which lasted two years. Then I had one-hour variety shows with my variety specials, so the change was just tremendous, the acceptance. I think in 1971, I had four LPs on Billboard’s charts. I had four comedy albums in the Top 10 because radio stations were playing them then. So there you can see the strength, the popularity.

Was there any subject matter you wanted to cover on “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” but didn’t feel comfortable approaching?
No, and when you look at the box set of Fat Albert shows, you just look at the titles and see how far ahead that show still is on subject matter.

Which of your television shows had the greatest impact on society?
If you play “Chet Kincaid,” there’s a ton of stuff there, a ton. If you play “I Spy,” you look at it. But people keep saying that I’m the Jackie Robinson of television. And I always say to them, “Well, if I’m the Jackie Robinson, then Robert Culp must have been the Pee Wee Reese and the Eddie Stanky [Robinson's teammates].” We went all around. We went to Mexico, we brought Mexican people into your living room. We brought Japanese, Chinese, and Korean people into your living room because we traveled around the world. We brought Greek people, Italian people into your living room, Spanish people into your living room, English people. So, “I Spy” just wasn’t a black man and a white man, it was all around the world. &

 

Dead Folks 2010: Television

Dead Folks 2010: Television

 

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January 20, 2011

Tom Bosley (83)
Actor Tom Bosley, best known as the patriarch of the Cunningham clan on television’s “Happy Days” beginning in 1974 and as the title character in “The Father Dowling Mysteries,” was a portly fellow with a warm stage persona. A Chicago native, in 1950 he opted for the stages of New York City instead of going to Los Angeles to launch his acting career, because he feared he was too short and fat to make it on the big screen. His first major role was on Broadway as populist New York mayor Fiorello La Guardia in the production Fiorello! He also appeared in dozens of popular television shows, including “Get Smart,” “Mission: Impossible,” “Bonanza,” and “Bewitched.” In 2004, Bosley made the Top Ten on TV Guide’s list of the most popular television fathers. In an interview with the publication, he recalled a hilarious anecdote from his earliest days on stage. He had a small role in a play that included Shelley Berman and Geraldine Page, and was busy going over his lines backstage on opening night when he became confused and walked on stage too soon. Page turned to Bosley and said, “Do you mind? We’re doing a play here.”—Ed Reynolds

Stephen J. Cannell (69)
His last name rhymes with “channel,” which is appropriate, because it would have been difficult, from the early 1970s until the mid-1990s, to scan cable or broadcast television without running across a crime drama produced, created, or written by Cannell. His output is daunting: 450 full scripts, production of 1,500 episodes, and about 40 TV series creations or co-creations. He formed his own production company in 1979; in 1986 the prolific writer and producer boasted six shows in prime time on two different networks that year. “The Rockford Files” was the gold standard for smart dialogue and superb ensemble casting. “The A Team” was that mystifying phenomenon in which a stunningly bad, cheaply executed carnival attraction becomes a prime-time success.

Working for Universal and NBC during the 1970s, Cannell knocked out scripts for “Adam-12,” “Ironside, “Baretta,” and “Columbo,” for which he was paid the minimum Writers Guild fee. Thanks to a stipulation in his contract with Universal, however, Cannell could earn a small fortune writing pilot episodes for new series. Along with being a lucrative arrangement, his work in scripting pilots had him consistently thinking in terms of “the new.” Very soon he was simply creating shows from the ground up. “The Rockford Files”, “Wiseguy,” “Silk Stalkings,” “21 Jump Street,” and “The A Team” were among his most successful endeavors.

Although his colleagues (“Hill Street Blues” and “L.A. Law” creator Steven Bochco; “The Sopranos” creator David Chase) reference Cannell’s clever dialogue and prolificity, the most truly remarkable aspect of his career is that he suffered from a serious case of dyslexia. Indeed, Cannell’s personal history was the payoff to one of Paul Harvey’s “The Rest of the Story” entries; television’s most prolific and gifted crime-drama writer struggled daily to spell and read. He was obviously more befuddled than troubled by his condition; that’s him with a twinkle in his eye at the conclusion of each of his shows, tearing a sheet from his old IBM typewriter and tossing it into the air just before the page morphs into a logo for Stephen J. Cannell Productions.—David Pelfrey

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Dixie Carter (70)
A former daytime soap opera actress and stage and cabaret performer, Dixie Carter achieved prominence as one of the four stars of hit TV series “Designing Women.” Her character on the show was an outspoken liberal, offering monologues from that point of view. In real life, however, Carter was a conservative who disagreed with her character’s commentaries. As a result, she made a deal with the producers that she would be allowed to sing a song in a future episode for each liberal diatribe she was forced to deliver. As have several other celebrities, Carter confessed to maintaining an appearance that belied her age by using human growth hormone, known for its anti-aging properties, as well as plastic surgery.—ER

Gary Coleman (42)
A diminutive fellow with a perpetually childlike face that made it difficult for him to find acting jobs later in life, Gary Coleman’s adult life was the typical nightmare that many child stars endure. He suffered from congenital kidney disease, which stunted his height at four feet, eight inches. He underwent two unsuccessful kidney transplants by age 14 and was forced to undergo daily dialysis for the rest of his life.

He was 10 when he landed the role of Arnold Jackson on the TV sit-com “Diff’rent Strokes” in 1978 after having been spotted in TV commercials as a 7-year-old by a talent scout for TV producer Norman Lear. Coleman costarred with troubled child actors Todd Bridges and Dana Plato on the show. (Bridges later served time on drug and weapons charges, and reportedly physically bullied Coleman on the set. Plato died of a drug overdose at age 34 in 1999.) The show was about two black brothers adopted by a white Manhattan millionaire after their mother, employed as a housekeeper by the millionaire, passed away. Plato played their adopted white sister. Coleman’s famous catchphrase was repeatedly asking his TV brother, “What you talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” The show was so popular that former First Lady Nancy Reagan appeared in a cameo to make an antidrug pitch. “Diff’rent Strokes” was canceled in 1986. At that time, Coleman was 18 and reportedly worth $18 million. He soon discovered that he had been cheated out of millions and successfully sued his parents and business advisor in 1989 for mishandling his finances when he was earning $100,000 per episode. He was awarded $1.3 million. By 1999 he filed for bankruptcy, and his life further unraveled as he became increasingly bitter.

Desperate for money, Coleman appeared on a celebrity dating show, worked as a corporate pitchman, and wrote an online advice column. He was eventually forced to take menial jobs. In 1999, he was working at a Los Angeles mall as a security guard. A woman asked for his autograph, whereupon Coleman became outraged and struck her. He pleaded no contest to battery. In 2003, he sought the office of governor of California, finishing eighth, just behind Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. In a frantic grab for a quick payday, Coleman sought public resolution of his 2007 marriage on the TV show “Divorce Court” a year later.—ER

Robert Culp (79)
During the film and TV spy-thriller craze of the 1960s, the James Bond franchise filled theaters, and programs such as “The Avengers,” “Get Smart,” and “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” dominated television. A familiar face among television’s international men of mystery was Culp’s character Kelly Robinson, a secret agent masquerading as a tennis player, resolving matters of espionage with his partner, Alexander Scott, who posed as his trainer. Scott was played by Bill Cosby, which made “I Spy” the first American TV series starring a black actor. When Culp learned that Cosby was to be cast as his co-star, he balked at the notion—not because Cosby was black (Culp was a civil rights activist, after all) but because he wondered how audiences would respond to a nightclub comedian playing a spy. Because both actors at the time exuded a kind of debonair cool, it was never an issue.

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With a glint in his eye and barely smirking, square-jawed features, Culp was a natural as the charming, smarter-than-average playboy, whether on screen in the 1969 sexual mores comedy Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, or in real life at the Playboy Mansion’s poker tables, where Culp held court with his own carefully chosen league of distinguished cads and close friend Hugh Hefner.

In spite of his naturally appealing demeanor (or maybe because of it), Culp often cleverly chose roles in which he could reveal—and revel in—the dark side of the charm offensive. As a corrupt city official, conniving murderer, or all-around jerk, he displayed a casual air of superiority, privilege, and calm exasperation with the fools he was forced to suffer, most notably in three different roles as a suspect in the TV series “Columbo.”—DP

Phil Gordon (94)
Who got the hicks sounding so authentic on “Green Acres”? Give some credit to Alabama’s own Phil Gordon, who—in addition to acting in several episodes—was also the show’s occasional dialogue coach. The Mississippi native was also a recurring presence on “Petticoat Junction” and “The Beverly Hillbillies.” The latter show had Gordon appearing as traveling salesman Jazzbo Depew, who became the first character in TV history to invoke the mythical name of Hooterville. All this was in the aftermath of the jazz musican’s frequent work with TV pioneer Jack Webb, who cast Gordon in both -30- and The Last Time I Saw Archie—both truly classic films that remain unavailable on DVD. CBS later decided to purge itself of all its popular cornpone comedies, and Gordon left Los Angeles for Mobile—where he passed away in June.—JR Taylor

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Edward Kean (85)
He had a brief showbiz career, with his main writing and production credit beginning in 1947 with the pioneering TV kiddie hit “The Howdy Doody Show.” That was also when Kean began his career as a songwriter. First, he used the popular tune “Ta-Ra-Ra-Boom-Dee-Ay” for the theme song of “It’s Howdy Doody Time.” People of a certain age can still recite the lyrics by heart, and he lived to see the song used on the big screen for both 2008′s Revolutionary Road and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Kean managed a few more important milestones while writing more than 2,000 episodes of the daily TV show. Howdy Doody, for example, became the first TV character to campaign to become president of the United States. More enduringly, Kean came up with the character of Chief Thunderthud, whose greeting to the kiddies was originally spelled as “kowabunga.” The phrase is now commonly spelled “cowabunga,” of course, and has gone from surfer rallying cry to part of the American language—freshly renewed in the 1980s by both Bart Simpson and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.—JRT

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Art Linkletter (97) was a fixture of daytime television during the 1950s and ’60s, having pioneered unrehearsed audience-participation talk shows on radio and at the dawn of television. The most popular incarnation of this spontaneous format was “House Party” (1952–70), an anything-goes (but resolutely family friendly) program for which there were no scripts. During the “Kids Say the Darndest Things” segment of his show, Linkletter interviewed school-age children, eliciting candid responses (read: unvarnished truth about Mom and Dad) and consequently mining a rich vein of TV gold. The segment quickly emerged as a Linkletter trademark, fostering a series of best-selling books and decades later providing a forum for Bill Cosby. Linkletter was generally associated with kids, having invested in the Hula Hoop, acting as the spokesman for Milton Bradley (that’s Linkletter’s face on The Game of Life’s $100,000 bill), and famously hosting the grand opening of Disneyland in 1955.—DP